…and where’s you inspection sticker, and license plates?… and you aren’t wearing your seat-belt. Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to step out of the vehicle.
“Alright, Officer, we’re going to court. You will prove beyond a shadow of doubt your radar gun was tested and certified to record speeds up to and beyond the speed of light.”
Superfrog almost 6 years ago
That’s why he couldn’t hear the siren.
Kaputnik almost 6 years ago
Well, come to think of it, I couldn’t hear your siren.
Bryan Farht almost 6 years ago
Technically, he wasn’t driving.
the lost wizard almost 6 years ago
License and insurance please. Well, this could be a problem.
GROG Premium Member almost 6 years ago
What he didn’t know was that there were speed limits on this backward planet.
Stevefk almost 6 years ago
But officer, we come in peace, we mean you no harm!
J Short almost 6 years ago
…and where’s you inspection sticker, and license plates?… and you aren’t wearing your seat-belt. Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to step out of the vehicle.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 6 years ago
“Officer, I just wanted to contribute to the booming economy.”
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 6 years ago
“I donut know why you pulled me over.”
su43dipta almost 6 years ago
The speech bubble couldn’t catch up with them! (But somehow the officer could catch up with the alien!)
DanFlak almost 6 years ago
There once was a woman named WrightWho traveled faster than light.She left one day in a relativistic wayAnd returned on the previous night.
Charlie Tuba almost 6 years ago
“Here officer, look at my pen.” FLASH!
Charlie Tuba almost 6 years ago
These are not the droids you’re looking for.
dwane.scoty1 almost 6 years ago
Dan: was that a Physics 101 Limerick?
cheap_day_return almost 6 years ago
“Alright, Officer, we’re going to court. You will prove beyond a shadow of doubt your radar gun was tested and certified to record speeds up to and beyond the speed of light.”
Charlie Tuba almost 6 years ago
No, I couldn’t hear.