Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 21, 2018

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    That be an ERRRRR-mine, a stoat in winterrr.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 6 years ago

    Cannot BLEEB this is an accurate photo.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    A bunch of stoat-hearted men?

    Whazza matter? Somethin’ got yer stoat?

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    …life is but a scream.

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    The Old Wolf  almost 6 years ago

    Styx and stoats will break your boats

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Captain Stoat often accompanied his men on shore leave, leaving the Flying Frog in the hands of a skeleton crew.

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    painedsmile  almost 6 years ago

    A stoat in the boat beats a parrot on the shoulder.

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    … I prefer suricates myself…

    … Why did Washington cross the Delaware?…

    … to get a New Jersey…

    … I’d rather stroke my meerkat …

    … after a three hour rain delay, the Pirates beat the Reds 12-1…

    … the prez says if you don’t stand for the National Anthem, you shouldn’t get paid…

    … he must be Putin us on…

    … José can you see?…

    … Feliz Navidad…

    … Felix the cat…

    … I’m going to Katmandu….

    … Cat on a hot tin roof…

    … tin roof rusted…

    … the roof the roof the roof is on fire…

    … don’t fire until you see the white of their eyes…

    … Aye Aye Captain…

    … Captain Blackbeard…

    … walk the plank…

    … row,row, row your stoat…

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    coltish1  almost 6 years ago

    They’ve been rowing in circles for a couple of hours now. Ever since the coxswain traded his megaphone for a scimitar on their last shore leave.

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 6 years ago

    Grab your stoat, but leave the cat

    Its a worry by the doorstep

    You might burn your feet

    On the Froggy side of the street…

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 6 years ago

    Which one is the stoat …?

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    willie_mctell  almost 6 years ago

    I always thought it was “Throw, throw, throw your goat…” but I’ve been wrong before.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 6 years ago

    Roll, roll, roll your stoat stoll, gently roun’ the neck, minkly, minkly, minkly, life is but star trek.

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    Linguist  almost 6 years ago

    I see my crew from my galleon The Irish Rover® are going on shore leave in Ballard and taking our ships mascot Herman the Ermine with them.

    That’s my 2 1/2 Mate, Jack O’Lateen manning the tiller. Good man but his cutlass is sharper than he is.

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    ransomknotts  almost 6 years ago

    Wait. Does this mean that the stoat is supposed to be the oar? Row the stoat?

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 6 years ago

    Tug the boat, you slimmy scoat. A tug of war on the faith hill’ magraw, a dirty scoat’s paw and your boat is afloat. Arrr talk like a Pirate…

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    Sisyphos  almost 6 years ago

    What a scurvy lot of weasels ’board that longboat!

    Barkeep! Draw me a Guinness Stoat! Heraldic ermine….

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