A childhood friend showed up at my practice as a patient, and asked me for The Patch. Next time he came in, he had obviously been smoking – and using the patch. After I gave him a growl about that trick, I asked him where he was putting the patches. He patted his arms, here and there. “No, Paul. you put them here” and I leaned over and patted his lips. He never did stop smoking – until it was too late.
Bilan over 5 years ago
It should also help that Ann doesn’t have any lungs.
J Short over 5 years ago
It only works sew sew.
jk123 over 5 years ago
it really stops the yarning
Radish the wordsmith over 5 years ago
Darn, I wish I had known about that.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 5 years ago
You took her breathe away.
CoffeeMom over 5 years ago
Works great for weight loss, too!
Teto85 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Keep at it Scott. It will get funny.
joeatwork212 over 5 years ago
There goes one of Andy’s options.
anomaly over 5 years ago
Like Botox it also gives you a perpetually surprised expression.
Kind&Kinder over 5 years ago
Are we sure their last name isn’t Cabbage?
Lablubber over 5 years ago
Smoking causes stuffing cancer.
Dani Rice over 5 years ago
A childhood friend showed up at my practice as a patient, and asked me for The Patch. Next time he came in, he had obviously been smoking – and using the patch. After I gave him a growl about that trick, I asked him where he was putting the patches. He patted his arms, here and there. “No, Paul. you put them here” and I leaned over and patted his lips. He never did stop smoking – until it was too late.
Andrew Sleeth over 5 years ago
I always figured those two were a couple of stoners.
ValancyCarmody over 5 years ago
NO! HERESY! NO! The REAL Raggedy Ann and Andy have shoe-button eyes, that are BLACK, not blue!