Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 23, 2018

The Conjunction Junction establishment is itself located in the town of ………..{wait for it} ………………. Petticoat Junction.

What is your function at the conjunction junction? How poetic.

You ripped this off from “Schoolhouse Rock”.

My function is “hookin’ up words and phrases and clau-ses!” ;-D

Did you say you were a Strunk and White or a drunken white guy?

Check out today’s Pop Culture Shock Therapy.

“I don’t suppose we can get our adverbs here?” (lolly, lolly, lolly).

His job is to keep the FANBOYS in line.

I read this and thought “meh”. Then my brain made the connection to office space and sure enough, there are the tiny Bobs. Absolutely brilliant!

It’s two, two, two references in one!

I celebrate his entire catalog

Too bad he’s not a, VERB!! because that’s what’s happening!!

It’s funnier when the fat blue armless baby is in the comic.

Wires down, cannot, shallnot, willnot ask the front office.

What is his function? It’s hooking up words and phrases and clauses in complex sentences like, “In the morning, when I’m usually wide awake, I love to take a walk through the gardens and down by the lake where I often see a duck and a drake, and I wonder as I walk by just what they’d say if they could speak, although I know that’s an absurd thought!”

Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler….hmm