Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 02, 2018

“Also, I’m going in for bypass surgery tomorrow.”

Let’s have a ham and cheese sandwich. :‑D

Pig’s cheese fetish has been around for a long time. It’s not complete, but http://pbs3.referata.com/wiki/Pig%27s_Cheese_Fetish lists some strips and http://pbs3.referata.com/wiki/Pig%27s_Cheese_Religion lists some more.

Maybe it’s time for Pig to cut (out) the cheese…

Don’t believe him. Half of that is Velveeta, which is technically “cheese food”.

I never knew pigs could live that long (especially with that diet)…

When Pig passes on and we are later hit with a nationwide cheese glut, then we will realize what we have missed!

Any pig that lives 30 years has got to be some kind of success.

Pig’s at least 30 years old?!? Or does he mean in pig years?

…That’s " gatas ", Pig. Mmmwah. Luv your hatas!

…" hatas ", I meant.

That’s a LOT of cheese. And they call people from Wisconsin “cheeseheads?”

I find this hilarious, who knew cheese could be that funny.

It’s the cheese, Gromit!

Johnsonville is negotiating with Pig to be their cheese-stuffed brats spokespig…..and eventually, their raw material.

Approx. 10,950# of cheese.

No wonder his prose is so turgid.

Cheeses Christ! Enough pigging out already!! You have milked this topic long enough. Time to put it out to pasteurization. Please! Curds away with you. I am bacon you, stop!

And my, which doctor say he will place a curds on ewe.

And I will give ya a pizza my mind!

So said Ratt, “What comes around goes around, I’ll tell you why…”

“The rat… the rat…in our garbage, sniffing for cheese…”

When taking a photo of Rat, should I get him to say “Cheese”?

Skinny-tailed rats are cheesy, bushy-tailed rats are nuts.

This is becomig ratastrophic.

My rrat was tarred.

Need I remind you, there is a “rat” in “hater”.

Success!

This strip is cheesy.

Your mother must be so proud.

Enough with the puns! I think I’ll move on to an udder strip.

The news did report that the United States has a cheese surplus, so eat all you want.

Pig lives fromage to age.

Oh gentle Pig, enjoy your cheese and let the haters curdle up and spoil.

When we speak of “amounting to much,” we’re not speaking of poundage, Pig….

I am now craving a grilled cheese and bacon sandwich.

It is good to have goals!