Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 10, 2018

Or when someone dips you in a cup of coffee.

Then your life slows down to a cruller.

For donuts, that’s just the next day.

For Krisp & Kreemy, that’s 5 minutes after they get cold.

When I think about it it really frosts me!

These jokes are getting stale….

Its the circle of life.

D’ough!

It’s a crumby life.

Do nut take life for granted. First you’re in the dough, so you go out and get fried. Next thing you know you’re broke (in half), closed up in a box, and deep-six’d.

How donuts become bagels.

That’s batter left unsaid.

I find holes in that observation

And leaking creme filling.

Sad, but true!

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

Well, considering that many of those fresh ones won’t be around tomorrow being day old isn’t that bad! As bad as getting older may seem it beats the alternative and is something that is denied many.

…and then you get nibbled to death by ducks.

At least they get around.