Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 06, 2018

cue Heart Attack and Divorce in 3, 2, 1..

What is she waiting for, and does she have a defibrillator nearby?

I wonder how many old men are going to die tomorrow from this Heart Attack idea?

Last time, she was able to make him jump 3 feet straight up, still in the sitting position. This time she has a video camera going and hopes to beat 4 feet and send it to the Guinness World Records.

Muriel’s solution is usually an overcymbalification.

The significance of which shall hit him in a moment.

He’s going to be nuanced into the middle of next week.

Why doesn’t she just do what most wives do, remove the batteries from his remote and use her remote to watch her show?

Isn’t there a meme like this involving cymbals, a polar bear, and a penguin?

Someone’s in for a nasty shock to his nervous system.

She’ll regret this when she does his laundry… (come on, we all know he doesn’t know how to run a washing machine.)

A cymbalic gesture to titillate his tympanic bone !

OMG!

After, he will no longer be able to hear her.

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This is most effective if used with proper timing during the original “Night of the Living Dead”, when the first female character is slowly climbing the stairs for the first time -- rocket propellant ain’t got NUTHIN’ on that effect!

I love these quiet moments just before all hell breaks loose!

Wait a minute!! You mean to tell me that the new format in emails is the result of a GoComics change?

I thought that it was some problem with AOL that wasn’t properly displaying the comics!

BTW, I also have Comcast, and GoComics emails that I forward from AOL to my Comcast address have no problem displaying properly.

I also notice that when you post a comment, the page automatically returns to the top.

Very irritating.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, after 50 years in the system/program coding business…

You should not change things just for change’s sake,

and

If it ain’t broke, DON’T FIX IT !!!

Oh, and ‘reply to’ doesn’t work either…

I’ll ask again. Does anyone else get a green check mark on the right hand corner of their comment box when they start a new comment ?

Yes