Tom Toles for December 19, 2017

Jabba the nut.

It shall be completely by accident.

POTUS the BLOTUS. Biggest Liar Of The United States.

Jackie and her dems buddies think so. Even those POTUS has said no numerous times.

I wish Trump would shut his trap door!

DJT may be setting that trap door for himself; Seems that he’s forgotten that it’s a democracy. This evidence comes in the form of Gallup polls for job approval, which put his current average rating in a TIE with Obama’s LOWEST rating over the coure of 8 years. Scroll down to the second table ==> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_approval_rating

CRAZY QUILT – {rhyme}

Trumpists distort so’s to change the color

of the picture being drawn by their nemesis Mueller, -

- whose accusing finger so deftly extends

to point to the roles of the president’s friends.

A crazy quilt

of nefarious guilt,

and The Donald is in it, up to the hilt.

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Trump is a liar.

I cannot wait for the day Donny Dumpster is put on the stand, and is questioned about every lie he’s told. Yes, it would take days, but well worth it!

With a desperate Republican congress -- who will not listen to the general public -- trying to force their unpopular ideology on the American public, find that they have to defend DJT and ignore common sense and common decency to get their harmful legislation signed into law.

O Lord, please let that be the only red button within easy reach of the King of Impetuosity!

{Off the cartoon’s topic:}

CHICANERIES – {1.40 limericks and a footnote}

Rightists* engage in chicaneries

and inanely speak their inaneries

which’ll destroy our system.

We should have dismissed ‘em

and hauled ‘em away to arraigneries

{‘cause they’re so awful

they oughta be unlawful}.

… Footnote: – * “Rightists” refers to the Rs’ Party, Plutocrats, Trumpites, Alt-Righters, Far-right-Religionists, … and to Talking Heads who tout their causes.

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FLAPDOODLE – {1.20 limericks and a coda}

Our minds are befogged and clogged

by Fibs which the Right has logged.

The Alt-Right has dogged

us, and Plutocrats have hogged

us, and Trump’s tongue has flogged

us. - Us in their swamp deeply bogged.

… Coda:

We’ve let malevolent flapdoodle

stymie us kit-and-caboodle.

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Figures he would hire an incompetent carpenter (hinges )

When he gets close enough, he won’t be the one who is falling through that trap door. But, I totally agree with the idea that Trump was the one who built it.

He makes Montgomery Burns look good.

At one point Senator Lindsey Graham stated publicly that if Trump fired Mueller, it would be the beginning of the end of his presidency. Then again, those of us with more memory than a goldfish (or a Trump) recall that Graham publicly stated, during the primaries, “If you want to make America great again, tell Donald Trump to go to hell!” Seems like betrayal is a contagious disease……….