Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 29, 2017

You don’t have to find him right away.

Hey, woomun, wy no oonlok dah, deen opeen eet, aen deen whak stooped Larry een fayce wid eet?

Larry be skin, bones, need cheekun.

Sounds like a great John Gielgud bit in “Arthur” where he revealed that he never looked for Arthur when playing hide and seek.

I wonder whether Junior is going to the same school as his erstwhile zebra sweetheart?

My Dad didn’t come out of the closet until after I graduated…

Mom had a nice break.

I miss Larry and co.

He feels so comfortable amongst all the alligator and crocodile skin bags and clothes.

I’ve been reading PBS since the beginning and I wonder if Pastis’ kids are college age now – and is this part of his missing them?

YAY! Crocs!!

Maybe Larry was waiting for his son to come home so he could “Come out of the closet”? Say it ain’t so.

Worst. Lamp. Ever.

CROCS!!!!!!

Always nice to see Larry and the family, but I wish Pastis would bring back Zebra.

Larry is weird.

In fact, I think “weird” is not the correct word.

xxx

Yay Crocs!

YAY!!!!! The crocs are back !!!!!

Well, it was nice while it lasted.

The Olympic Hide and Seek record is 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27 seconds. (2 tied.)

That closet must be pretty rank by now! Or does Mom-Patty bravely clean it every day?

LMAO!

Hope you have food in that closet, Larry..

So, croc moms get no hugs when the kid comes home???