Lio by Mark Tatulli for June 05, 2017

better steer clear next time, Lio, from eateries with a so-called “theme” on mythological creatures

To Serve Lio(it’s a cookbook!).

I sense a pattern this week.

(The best trend lines are constructed using only two data points.)

Out of the spider web and into the fire.

Dragon smoking a “coffin nail”? He can produce his own smoke!

Cook your own lunch.

Minors shouldn’t go into taverns alone!

Lio gets to be part of an Anne Geddes portrait.

Guess who’s coming FOR dinner?

Goodness. A predatory adult stranger strips a little boy naked in a comic.

Someone order a salad without dressing?

Dish of the Day!

Once again: truth in advertising!

Lio needs to be thoughtful about what signs say and really mean!

I think that salad is a little chicken, and it definitely needs some dressing!

Wow, I thought Lio would know by now that every sign tells the absolute truth.

Eat or be eaten.

‘Hungry Dragon’ is a video game.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.