Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 11, 2016

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 7 years ago

    Some humans are like that, they demand things be different. Doesn’t always work. Sometimes it looks good on paper, but in practice—-it is a bust.

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    asianwoof  over 7 years ago

    That, of course, was Uncle Sam.

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    Bilan  over 7 years ago

    Either accept your death or file a challenge with the Vogon clerk.

    And good luck with that!

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    Superfrog  over 7 years ago

    Just get a second opinion. “He’s dead, Jim.”

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    Thirdbase  over 7 years ago

    Hillary’s campaign?

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 7 years ago

    Oc course he could always ask for a Re-Call ..

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    Varnes  over 7 years ago

    It’s easy to see where this plot is going…But we’ll let God push the elevator button, eh?….Going….

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    gmartin997  over 7 years ago

    I think Wiley is still smarting over Hilary’s defeat. Everybody was SOOOO sure she was a sho-in.

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    AKHenderson Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Do autopsy reports ever have hanging chads?

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    somebodyshort  over 7 years ago

    Sounds like a few people after the election wanting a do over. That being said, I think the Democrats can beat Trump with a bag of hammers as their candidate in 2020

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    freewaydog  over 7 years ago

    HIS DEATH WAS RIGGED! Oh.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago

    You have never failed until you have given up.

    But once you give up, somebody else can take care of you.

    It’s all pretty much a free ride at that point.

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    Charles Ransdell Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Good one, Ben. Poor little snowflakes.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 7 years ago

    Not dead yet!

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Why a do over? She already did him under.

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    Linguist  over 7 years ago

    Reminds me of the old custom, where people with Taphophobia ( fear of being buried alive ) would make all sorts of arrangements for the construction of a safety coffins to ensure this would be avoided (e.g., glass lids for observation, ropes to bells for signaling, and breathing pipes for survival until rescued).

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    Gives a new meaning to: " Saved by the bell ".

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    Varnes  over 7 years ago

    You realize of course, that we now have a president that will tell us which flavor of ice cream to eat or else, right? IMHO, the American people have hitched their nose ring to the wrong guy….We must now all follow behind Trump, or else! Don’t stray…There will be serious consequences if you do…We are not as free a country as we would like to think……..

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    Andrew Capp  over 7 years ago

    Lest we forget. Apparently we have!

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    dabugger  over 7 years ago

    Finished when it is done.

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    Al Nala  over 7 years ago

    Haven’t seen the autopsy report on Hillary yet.

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    GDub Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Looks like he was planning it for Trump’s loss and had to change it, heh heh.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 7 years ago

    You can occasionally can get a do over on Taxes, not so much on Death.

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    dflak  over 7 years ago

    And am I completely off topic if I suggest that we remember our veterans today?

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 7 years ago

    Yes, salute to our still living Veterans who need help since they are committing suicide in huge numbers. It is unconscionable that our govt lets them.

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    Germanshepherds4ever  over 7 years ago

    Then Donald, in a few years!

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    pam Miner  over 7 years ago

    In Mexico, I think it was, at a little boy’s funeral, the dead little boy sat up in the coffin, asked for a drink of water. He was given some water and drank it then laid back down and was dead again.This is probably an Urban Legend.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member over 7 years ago

    If I am able, I certainly intend to contest my autopsy results.

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    GiantShetlandPony  over 7 years ago

    The irony. I believe Trump thought he would win the popular vote (narcissist you know), but lose the electoral college. Where he would have kicked and screamed at such a result.If Hillary had won both the electoral college and the majority vote, he might have conceded with some sort of grace.As it is, he won the electoral college (where there was obvious voter suppression, that is rigging), but not the majority. Trump seems quite OK with that result.Welcome to President Hypocrite.

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    I think we need to remain calm, be better, use the system, protect ourselves from violence, but don’t become what we say we hate and condone or become violent as the right.

    As a British friend has reminded me, unlike Brexit, we will have the opportunity to change this, should it be as bad as we fear, in 4 years. After all, he’s promised more and better paying jobs. If in 4 years, the workers taxes go up and wages go down and unemployment explodes back to President Bush levels, perhaps, then some seduced by the right will drop their hate and fear and finally face reality.

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    the majority spoke and the majority spoke for Hillary Clinton.

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    Daeder  over 7 years ago

    We all are.

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    wiatr  over 7 years ago

    Sew it seams.

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    dflak  over 7 years ago

    R.I.P. my brothers and sisters in arms. People have bigger concerns than the sacrifices you’ve made for them.

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    GeorgeSteele  over 4 years ago

    And Varnes – you realize, of course, that your prediction was borderline insanity in retrospect, right? How’s your retirement account doing? Nice to see full employment and record growth, right? Any chance you’ve changed your tune in the light of reality? I didn’t think so . . .

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