Andy capp

Andrew Capp Free

I'm a drunken bum and proud of it. I've never worked a day in my life and rely on sponging off me missus Flo, the dole and 'dead certs' but mainly sponging off me missus. Until recently l thought a P45 was a semi automatic.

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  1. 10 months ago on Andy Capp

    “I scored 4 bullseyes that day, Cappr’s!”

  2. 10 months ago on That is Priceless

    @Bilan.

    Hence the expression ‘Hans off’!

  3. 10 months ago on Andy Capp

    “Ooever coined the phrase ‘Football – the beautiful game’ obviously never saw ’Artlepool United play!”

  4. 10 months ago on Andy Capp

    “My biggest mistake was sayin’ ‘I do.’”

  5. 10 months ago on That is Priceless

    “I’d like to thank my parents, without whom, none of this would have been possible. My wife, my kids, my agent, my 2nd cousin twice removed…”

  6. 10 months ago on Andy Capp

    @Eldo.

    “I ain’t givin’ my creator’s apprentices any of my ideas. Unless they pay me a percentage!

  7. 10 months ago on Andy Capp

    @Number Three.

    “My Flo says the bog lid should be lowered. Flushing with the lid raised is unhygienic.

    Think about it…"

  8. 10 months ago on That is Priceless

    “Nyah!

    What’s up doc?"

  9. 10 months ago on Andy Capp

    “Jackie suggested l must ’ave a double so l asked for a brandy!”

  10. 10 months ago on Andy Capp

    “Oo’s this Guitar Bob???”