Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for August 24, 2016

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    Kind&Kinder  over 7 years ago

    If you strip away the top layer (which is what alcohol does), aren’t most guys alike in this way. If you’re an alcoholic, it’s probably not a good idea to be a politician making a speech when you’re in your cups. Too revealing.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 7 years ago

    Now you see why I (and the rest of my family) loathe alcoholism so much. Of course, for some of you who are alcoholics may be offended by what I just said, I say this: Too bad.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Nailed it, Senator! Who says you’re over the hill?

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    Sisyphos  over 7 years ago

    If you are in a frisky frame of mind, Senator Bedfellow’s improvised version of the speech may be more amusing than speech-writer Steve Dallas’s safe and dry text….

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 7 years ago

    I knew a guy like this who used to lecture people about smoking POT!

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    twj0729  over 7 years ago

    Well…whatever, I think this strip was funny! I had a good laugh.

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    mourdac Premium Member over 7 years ago

    @Old Texas 75: glad you could take time from your practice as a physician/psychologist with experience in autism to dispense your deep wisdom in how to deal with it.

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    mattro65  over 7 years ago

    It’s reading skills like that that used to make me despair at the futility of being a middle school teacher.

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    DrummerDevil  over 7 years ago

    Finally figured out who trump really is!

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    Randallw  over 7 years ago

    Speaking as someone with higher functioning autism, when I became old enough to drink, I swore never to drink alcohol. I think it’s a terribly stupid thing to do, get intoxicated. The other day I had a bit of a cough, but the cough medicine had alcohol in it, so I let it go away by itself.

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    Robert Allen  over 7 years ago

    This is one of the reasons I am a total teetotaler. I never want to be inebriated. I’m odd enough sober.

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    Urbane Gorilla  over 7 years ago

    @Ol Texan: punctuation is important. I helps to prevent misunderstandings.

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    Stephen Mitchell Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Breathed never loses his “edge”, This is a great episode of a great strip.

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    danketaz Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Sounds about right.

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member over 7 years ago

    I couldn’t have Trumped it any better than the Senator did

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    The Moose Group  over 7 years ago

    It’s not reading skills that Ol Texan lacks, it’ reading COMPREHENSION skills that seems to be his downfall.

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    Dragoncat  over 7 years ago

    Actually, this was one of his better speeches.

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    Seed_drill  over 7 years ago

    Sad that I actually miss ancient life time politicians. Oh, wait, Jesse Helms, Strom Thurmond, Robert Byrd. Ok, maybe not all of them.

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    Port&Hodge4ever  over 7 years ago

    A rerun from WAY WAY back, when Bloom County was less than a year old. I suppose this means that Senator Bedfellow will be back for awhile, acting as the straw man for Donald Trump whenever Trump makes a blunder on the campaign trail (and there will be many of these over the next couple months). Hillary will also have her share of blunders and perhaps Bedfellow can echo these too. Actually the most caustic barb toward an acting politician BB ever did was not through Bedfellow, but through a character named Limekiller back in December of 1983 when he echoed the statement that essentially finished off Reagan’s first Secretary of the Interior James Watt, “a black, a woman, two Jews, and a cripple.” BB substituted “dips” for “Jews.”

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    Rocky1818 Premium Member over 7 years ago

    I thought Biden wasn’t running this year…

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    Sherlock Watson  over 7 years ago

    Some people just get intoxicated with political power.

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    Deltigar  over 7 years ago

    Another two day gap and no new comics?

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