Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for August 21, 2021

A waste of a waist waits for no… whatever he is.

A lot of the food in my house goes to waist.

waist not, want not

If he had shoulders, he could use suspenders. Then too, a belt of whiskey, tequila or scotch would work.

And this is the cartoon I most identify with today. Maybe I’ll go back to bed.

Try shorts instead, but whatever you do, don’t try a speedo.

Suspenders overcome that problem. Unless he also lacks shoulders.

He needs legs longer than a pair of short socks.

Don’t belt him too hard.

Opus looks hilarious in panel 4. Screen-snipped and added to my file of Opus images.

Whose clothes is he trying to put on ?

More than a waist, what Opus really needs is legs

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.

Maybe Opus could use a brain—or, more specifically, use his brain clearly, without that darned amnesia!

Well, maybe Opus identifies as a man now? Certainly behaved mostly like a man before.

If only he had shoulders, he could wear suspenders, which are much more comfortable than a belt.