Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 12, 2016
Transcript:
Rat: How do you know if you're a narcissist? Goat: If at least fifty percent of your photos on Facebook are of your own face. Rat: What if it's a hundred percent? Goat: Tell me you're kidding. Rat: Oh, wait... There's some loser in the background here.
BE THIS GUY about 8 years ago
Then you’re a psychotic megalomaniac.
Sherlock Watson about 8 years ago
So… all of Rat’s friends are pictured on his Facebook page?
knight1192a about 8 years ago
That’s you, Rat. You forgot that that day you had a mirror behind you and a mirror in front of you.
dadoctah about 8 years ago
You say loser in the background, I say creepy stalker guy.
Alexander the Good Enough about 8 years ago
Obviously Paris Goat isn’t one of Rat’s FB friends. And if Goat’s really smart, he’s not on FB at all.
elisera about 8 years ago
marvelous!
juicebruce about 8 years ago
FB was fun for both seconds that it lasted :-)
Tirasmol about 8 years ago
What’s the term for having zero pictures of your face on your Facebook page?
perna de pau about 8 years ago
@ Tirasmolit is not as good as not having a Facebook page
Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 8 years ago
Rat continues to have a very, VERY bad case of “I” strain!
dsom8 about 8 years ago
Being on Facebook is no different in principle than blathering your opinions on GoComics.Com.
Joken' about 8 years ago
We’ve been down this beaten psychopath before.
ksu71 about 8 years ago
Facebook?
æ² about 8 years ago
Recently, I was at an absolutely gorgeous wonder of nature. It was one that required quite a bit of hiking and scrambling up rocks to get to. My buddy and I finally made it there, and we were taking quite a bit of time just soaking it all in and watching birds fly and little creatures run around. Then a young couple came on the scene. They walked up to the edge of the scene, slapped their selfie stick onto the guy’s iPhone, smiled wide smiles on cue, took a few shots, resumed their previous serious expressions, and promptly left. We were stunned. Is this really what it has come to?
kaffekup about 8 years ago
So, Rat, how’s that presidential campaign going?
KEA about 8 years ago
If you’re on Facebook you’re a narcissist… or just gullible.
nosirrom about 8 years ago
What Goat said in panel 1.I’ll Echo that sentiment.
Pat Towey about 8 years ago
Donald who?
Shimmery Mermaid about 8 years ago
… sounds like Rat has been taking his cue from Carl Reiner.The legendary Carl Reiner has invented what he affectionately refers to, asthe ‘selfishie’ … when ‘selfies’ are taken, it means that someone blocks out everyone else in the pic, with their ‘big (selfish) head’. lol
#WhenItsAllAboutMeAndOnlyMe WhenItakeSelfies ItsCalledTheSelfishie
… (not to be confused with the #shellfishie) :P
Number Three about 8 years ago
Well, I expected that. Rat is a lot of things.
xxx
dukeallen about 8 years ago
We know that’s Pastis in the background.
Faith :) about 8 years ago
I guess Rat is a narcissist
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
I’d expect nothing less of Rat! I wonder, though, “100%” of how many? —Maybe I should see if can find Rat’s account over on that social networking site….