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… it must take him forever to wash his car.#IfYouWantSomethingDoneRightDoItYourDamnSelf
… I think that Spider is just really into Breakfast.After he ‘frightened Miss Muffet away’, and ate all curds and whey … it gave him a craving for scrambled eggs.(I’ll head over to “Pearls before Swine” and warn Pig, just in case the Spider wants bacon-with-that.)#BreakfastIsTheMostImportantMealOfTheDay
Canadians have been paying “Friday Tax” for years …what we’re REALLY dreadingis the new Prime Minister’s 2016 Budget!(… rumor has it, effective by the end of the year,Canadians will be taxed on all orgasms!) :S#BootleggingIsAboutToBecomeAWholeOtherAnimal :S
Erica responds, without glancing up from her phone:“I love you too, honey”…“You can’t fake listening. It shows.”— Raquel Welch
… what she was actually saying, was“So, does your dog accompany you on all your dates?” :S
(and what she was thinking was,“when is my friend going to call me with a fake-emergency, to get me out of this #trainwreck of an evening” ?)
@her phonering, damnit, RING!
@the ‘Romance Interpreter’, A.K.A Dogbert“Bad Dog!BAD Dog!”
… great. you made me picture it. BLUSH
(… like Goat, I’ll never be able to look pig in the eye again) :S
♫♪♫ … #MeetMeInTheShade ♫♪♫
Frank and Bob are on ‘Vay-cay-shone’? … huh.… and here I thought Frank was just arting-around.(I was kinda wondering why the #CaseOfTheSmellyChair story line had ended so abruptly and without a satisfactory conclusion? :S… unless! Frank and Bob mayneed our help !!!I think I know what’s happened!whispers … the chair won!!Frank and Bob went to sleep, and neverwokeup!They’re in a #NoxiousFumesComaunable to call out for helpbut still able to hear everything …andall they’re able to hear,is the sound of ‘the chair’s’ horrible, sadistic laughter! :Swhat do we do?!!!what do we do?!!!what do we do?!!!#SomeoneCallAnExorcist STAT !
Libra-ry: that’s when someone who’s Astrological Sun Sign = Libra, and they say or do something that is uniquely characteristic of their sign’s attributes.
“Oh Calvin, there you go again, being ‘all libra-ry’!” roll’s eye’s“… typical Libra.”
Farside99 said “Come on Dad, that’s why you have a spare …”
… that was the spare! :S