Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for November 06, 2015

Does Ted want to get some more so he and Carl can share?

How nice of him.

And a drink, Ted. You’ll need a large one.

Bugs always knew how to put on the charm.

Carl, on the other hand….

Nice dress Ted. Want to join the Polka Dot Society?Bev as president, I think you should issue an invitation to Ted.

That’s what I like about Ballard, everybody is welcome. Ted Does like his polka dots,

That Ted, he’s such a scamp.

Ted has a date with the unemployment line on Tuesday.

Ted searched far and wide before he found his dog, Crystal

They wear the same size shoes!

Nothing like a few of these to ruin a perfectly good party. You have to choose whom to invite to this one and whom to reserve for the next one.

A wise and discerning choice, Ted. You have chosen a most propitious moment to enrich your palate. This might be a good time to seek out and join in on an extended discussion of the finer points of Mayan civilization. Or start one.

Yeah, guys like Ted are always scarfing up the snacks, not leaving any for the rest of us.

Time to go get more hors d’oeurves at another party. This one is going downhill fast.

Perhaps I’m reading this wrong, but I read it as Carl is the one in the dress and he is the one “arranging” himself as he sits down with his food and drink and Ted is the man in the suit contemplating leaving? Ted seems to be a mite intolerant.

Deviancy, always funny.

I think Ted’s just upset he couldn’t come as he is. Conforming to convention is such a drag.

BevDarn Heels…….

And then put as much space between him and that party as is possible!