Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 17, 2015
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June 18, 2015
Transcript:
Ned: Better hurry or you'll miss the school bus, Danae... Danae: Nope...I have something a lot more important to do, Daddy...as the head of the benevolent order of superior sisterhood, I'm going to lobby congress to end the scourge of stinky, booger-brained boys and put girls in charge of everything! Ned: O-o-o-kay...how well-funded is your lobby? Danae: Uh...that depends. How much have you got? Ned: I think I've spotted a flaw in your plan. Danae: That's impossible! Girls are flawless!!
chassimmons almost 9 years ago
It would take more money than anyone has to get those Old Boys to put girls in charge of just about anything.
Argythree almost 9 years ago
The thing that’s kind of touching is Danae’s innocent belief that an average person can lobby Congress for anything
phylum almost 9 years ago
right now I wish my mom was still around to give me one more of those special hugs….just when I needed it the most…
tripwire45 almost 9 years ago
So a girl needs a man to fund her project. Gee.
Space_cat almost 9 years ago
Only because they say so!
Can't Sleep almost 9 years ago
I love the look in dad’s eye in the second panel.
Beleck3 almost 9 years ago
lol. as if Republicans would support women like Danae. they don’t even allow women to think. to Republicans, women are just plain breeders. uppity women are Democrats to them or non human, low life. barefoot and pregnant, is the Republican idea of women’s “rights”. the right to be a breeder and obey your man.
johndifool almost 9 years ago
You are in error. You did not discover your mistake. You have made two errors. You are flawed and imperfect and you have not corrected by sterilisation. You have made three errors!
dabugger almost 9 years ago
Danae is right about one thing. There are lots of ‘stinky booger brains’ running things; and they have all the money, and are Republican, of course. Since there are now illegal voting restrictions and gerrymandering, whoever she supports will have almost no chance.
Mokurai almost 9 years ago
Lobbying the stinky, booger-brained Good Old Boys in Congress? To do something about themselves? And which other girls are going to join B.O.S.S.? I think I’ve spotted more than one flaw in this plan. But perhaps someone should tell Danae about Hillary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren, and their respective campaigns against S.B.B.B. Angry White Guys and Banksters.
Jeff0811 almost 9 years ago
Politics aside, Another bill that was killed in committee.
dflak almost 9 years ago
I like the battle of the sexes as portrayed by Calvin and Susie Derkins.
sciencedoc almost 9 years ago
Let’s reflect on how well that worked for Calvin Supreme Dictator for Life of G.R.O.S.S.
Can't Sleep almost 9 years ago
What I’m really enjoying is the political squabbling this strip is causing.It’s copyright is 2011!Some fish will bite on even old bait.
Rarely almost 9 years ago
She who rocks the cradle rules the world. (They just don’t know it.)
caligula almost 9 years ago
Actually if she could crowdsource that among 5 to 12 year old girls she’d probably clean up. Kids are rich today!
richard almost 9 years ago
Wouldn’t it be great if Calvin and GROSS met Danae and BOSS in a collaborative cartoon.
punslinger almost 9 years ago
Margaret Thatcher killed a bunch of people over rocks inhabited mainly by sheep and penguins. The epitome of intelligence! I rest my case.
JLG Premium Member almost 9 years ago
She and Calvin would have some….interesting conversations.