It’s only illegal for anyone affiliated with a campaign if you really generously interpret the rule against giving gifts to voters. A nonpartisan group shouldn’t get in any trouble
If we’d have had Jo instead of Gary in 2016 I think it would have been record totals for the party. Right before we were all sent to reeducation centers by President Hillary.
Space aliens living in Roswell are collecting data on our way of life and it starts at noon tomorrow.
Members of a shadow US Government want nothing more than to destroy tomato soup cans and we’ll all be forced to read more Pearls before Swine comics.
Not sure which die rolls I like better