Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 11, 2015
June 10, 2015
June 12, 2015
Transcript:
Marigold: BY ALL THAT IS SPARKLING, I BEG YOU TO CALL OFF THIS SAVAGE BEAST!
Phoebe: Relax. Mom trimmed her claws this morning.
Marigold: IT IS MUSSING UP MY TAIL.
Be glad you never met our tabby cat, Marigold. She’d have bypassed the tail tip, grabbed your tail in a bear hug and rabbit-punched your tush. She did that to one of our dogs on a regular basis. Her name was Thumper.
Masterius almost 9 years ago
“By all that is sparkling . . .” ::bursts out laughing:: Hysterical!
Randy B Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Levitate it into a pan of water.
electricshadow Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Yeah, that’s enough reason to put her in the cat carrier.(the cat, not Marigold. she wouldn’t fit…without some spell-casting)
Simon_Jester almost 9 years ago
Just be glad that isn’t Cybil
Kim Metzger Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Just have your tail bobbed, HN.
Ratiocinator almost 9 years ago
You know, Marigold, you could always make yourself invisible and…I’m sorry, that was stupid of me, suggesting that you hide your unparalleled beauty.
siggygirl2 almost 9 years ago
I’m stealing Marigold’s “by all that is sparkling” line. Can’t wait to use it. :)
loveabulldesign almost 9 years ago
Aw. I recognize that kitty.
pumaman almost 9 years ago
Claws may be trimmed but the teeth are still sharp!
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 9 years ago
…Cat.
Hag5000 almost 9 years ago
Aw, she likes you Marigold.
Khatkhattu Premium Member almost 9 years ago
You shouldn’t have started it back then Marigold-once a cat finds a toy, it is hers forever. Nice to see Gladys again.
jadoo823 almost 9 years ago
…hey, did you call me empty-headed yesterday?
rikkiTikki Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Love Gladys-let;s see more of her to challenge Marigold on her sense of sparkle.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I see now.
boxbabies almost 9 years ago
Be glad you never met our tabby cat, Marigold. She’d have bypassed the tail tip, grabbed your tail in a bear hug and rabbit-punched your tush. She did that to one of our dogs on a regular basis. Her name was Thumper.
fuzzybritches almost 9 years ago
Best. Cat. Toy. Ever.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 9 years ago
The unicorn finally meets an animal more self-assured than herself.
Stephen Gilberg almost 9 years ago
Gee, I don’t recall ever hearing about the family cat before.
John W Kennedy Premium Member almost 9 years ago
A cat? Have we a vain-off in the making?
HAL69 almost 9 years ago
Of course, you could…you know…stand up, Marigold?
Although the cat may go to your fetlocks to use them as scratching posts.
Marscaleb almost 9 years ago
This is one of my favorite strips thus far.
BloodMoonDragon13 about 2 years ago
Wish my cats would let my mom trim their claws. …And put Pixel’s collar back on.