Mister Whiskers should know better.
They like it there because they get all your focus and attention-and it’s warm.
That is a big age for a St.Bernard to reach. You must have taken very good care of it.
Cant believe clever Pippi fell for that one.
Sorry but cats don’t chase the dot unless it is moving.
Yes, electric kettle is just another thing to store somewhere when not in use. I keep my stainless kettle on top of the stove and it’s easy to move if needs be..and it works when the power goes out which seems to be happening a lot here in n.Calif.
“Aim me at the curtains” cracked me up.
My Mem does the “walking barfs” too. He usually just spreads it across one room though making as long a stream as possible.
Scaramouse,scareamouse do the fandango.
I have used that ploy myself in the past.