You got that right, ma’am…
Maybe he should look to someone other than Jackson Pollock for inspiration.
Am I detecting a bit of a cheap shot aimed at Rip Haywire here?
Show me the Monet!
How about “I am a sculptor! And my fists are my hammer and chisel!”
But as they say, “A poor workman blames his tools.”
I wonder if we’ll find out who he fought.
“I am a potter, and my fists are terra cotta! And my opponent will bake in the kiln after a spin on the wheel!”
“He looks like a Picasso painting.” – From JoJo Rabbit
He should probably “brush up” on his fighting skills.
Maybe you need giggling fists?
Try using a simile, instead.
Hey, Brewster, you’re part of law enforcement, right? Head on over to DOD and pick up some nice heavy-duty military gear.
B.R. – What’s a metaphor?
All together, class …
No, Pam, these are great! More Rip Haywire than Brewster Rockit, but definitely great!
“I just gotta figure out a defense to ‘Why are you hitting yourself? ’Why are you hitting yourself?’…” ✊ ☺
He doesn’t need new brushes – he just needs to partner with Rip Haywire! That would be a great April 1 strip!
I suspect that the “FIGHT” was a video game against one of Pam’s children.
Simile when you talk like a wit.