I remember those days. I do NOT miss them.
It’s just as well, considering that there are only two women in the strip.
It says “Valentine’s Gifts”, not “Experience a Miracle”!
Eve: Do you love me?
Adam: Who else?
Sad, that. Well,… it’s almost baseball season. Woo hoo!!
For that, we have a mirror.
I’ll take the roses, but I’m not a fan of chocolate strawberries. I’d rather have Dove dark chocolate.
Well buy that stuff now, because after the 2020 Presidential election, you’re not going to have any more “disposable income.” ;)
Would you rather have Roses on your piano?Or Tulips on your organ ;)
In fact you need to back up and get a life.
Send them to the Octo-Mom.
Having someone in your life to say “Happy Valentine’s Day” to with affection is the best gift.
You could gift it all to your favorite fish.