B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 14, 2020

I remember those days. I do NOT miss them.

It’s just as well, considering that there are only two women in the strip.

It says “Valentine’s Gifts”, not “Experience a Miracle”!

Eve: Do you love me?

Adam: Who else?

Sad, that. Well,… it’s almost baseball season. Woo hoo!!

For that, we have a mirror.

I’ll take the roses, but I’m not a fan of chocolate strawberries. I’d rather have Dove dark chocolate.

Well buy that stuff now, because after the 2020 Presidential election, you’re not going to have any more “disposable income.” ;)

[DUCKS]

Would you rather have Roses on your piano?Or Tulips on your organ ;)

In fact you need to back up and get a life.

Send them to the Octo-Mom.

Having someone in your life to say “Happy Valentine’s Day” to with affection is the best gift.

You could gift it all to your favorite fish.

7 to 2 if you count the burly one as a male…