Actually they probably will just eat fast food and never learn to cook. Why should they? Everything cooked at home tastes foul.
Bless your heart Dakota.
At some point one of two things will happen. Either this planet will be hit by a space rock which will wipe out most life or the sun will expand and swallow our planet up. It is not sure when this will happen but it WILL happen. And unless we have gotten off this rock and spread out that will be the end of us.
According to Aesop, Those who try to please all end up pleasing none.
My favorite (although not at the time) “Uhhhh… Tia? How do we getthecanaryoutofthevaccum?”
Rabbits also indulge in coprophagia. Not sure what you wear to showcase that.
Just go study Tiffany. You want to be independent. Besides after Ann is through with him your dad might need you to support him.
Had game night last night. In the middle of it all my niece’s phone buzzed. Her friend asked if she was going to get it and she said, “later” and then “Uno”. I was kind of proud of her.
Tell them that only the pure in soul will see anything.
Crisco has been vegetable shortening since 1911. What was done in 2004 was to change it from cottonseed oil to palm oil.