Recent Comments

1. 37 minutes ago on Lola

   Don’t talk back!

2. 41 minutes ago on Rose is Rose

   I work at a library. You get kicked out for the day if you fall asleep there. I never see anyone “sleeping,” just people who are “resting their eyes.”

3. about 1 hour ago on Luann

   They wasted 2 hours after already being tired after school and work. And whatever time they spent “brainstorming” in their dorm room. What time is it in Pitts, and will they get their assignment done I time for class tomorrow?

4. about 1 hour ago on Non Sequitur

   The hot new driving feature locally is Traffic Circles. I don’t know if anyone knows what the rules are. Some people seem to think “Yield” means “Stop” even when there is nobody else near the circle. Others think that they don’t have to stop even if someone else is in the circle. (I get to use my brakes a lot.) To further confuse the issue, the city has added rectangular orange signs with pedestrian silhouettes and arrows pointing in various directions.

5. 4 days ago on Clay Bennett

   You must work somewhere that has less than 4 employees.

6. 4 days ago on Clay Bennett

   I can’t join the union, much as I’d like to, where I work because I’m considered a “seasonal worker” by management, but the union has gotten us a few perks like sick days and paid vacation days. I’ve always felt that if you weren’t a member of the union, you shouldn’t get the same benefits as union members.

7. 5 days ago on Speed Bump

   The stinking rose.

8. 8 days ago on For Better or For Worse

   I worked with a woman who loved her dog “more than anyone could love a child.” When her dog died, she was heartbroken, but a couple of days later, she got another dog that she loved “even more.” You can’t do that if your child dies.

9. 8 days ago on Pluggers

   No. Even people who use food banks don’t want “octopus in mustard sauce” or canned goods that are 2 years past their “best by” date.

10. 10 days ago on Mother Goose and Grimm

    A political fund raiser.