Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for July 02, 2021

Make a movie about a zombie apocalypse.

I don’t know about the zombies, but Ziggy is wearing shoes.

See pig brains as human. Zombies aren’t all that discerning.

Zombies are very easy to deal with. “Kill the brain and you kill the ghoul” just like George Romero taught you! ;D

From the same publishers that brought you

“How to Profit from a Pandemic”

It is time for me to plant my pea shooters.

Spent all his extra money for the 6 unhappy meals yesterday; and now can’t make a profit before he’s found to be fattened up.

seems a bit redundant, but okay, why not.

Its’ easy: just write a book about it.

True. Them zombies is coming. Better be prepared.

Which is harder to find in the real world? A zombie or a brick and mortar bookstore.

Step One: Write a book…

Don’t worry, Ziggy. Anybody who believes zombies are real has nothing to fear because zombies only eat brains.

“Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse” Amazon prime $5.

Important, Zombieland Rules. Rule #1: Cardio Rule #2: Double Tap Rule #3: Beware of Bathrooms Rule #4: Seatbelts Rule #7: Travel Light Rule #17: Don’t be a Hero Rule #31: Check the Back Seat Rule #32: Enjoy the Little Things

…write a book about “How To Profit From the Coming Plague of Zombies” … yeah, I know, obvious. I’ll show myself out.

I remember my first zombie movie, “Zombies on Broadway” just after WW2 when I was in the first grade. Scared the crap out of me but the older kids who took me thought it was funny.

Invest in brains. Just stay away from D.C. You’ll take a loss for sure!

Some Marketing person wrote that book.

That author is a bit late with his book, Hollywood knows how to profit big time on Zombies

that’s pure brain food