Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 08, 2022

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    Aw … it could have been bats. Maybe tomorrow night.

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    B UTTONS  over 1 year ago

    Blanche stop crowing about something you could have handled.

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    tigerdg  over 1 year ago

    I would have expected bats.

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I think that you hit the problem egg-zactly.

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    DaveG1960  over 1 year ago

    Just be grateful it’s not Henry……

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    Sanspareil  over 1 year ago

    They are not a birden are they??

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    Farside99  over 1 year ago

    As long as they’re not saying, “Never more.”

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I wonder if one of those birds is the Peter Lorre. Who was turned into a Raven by the Wizard Boris Karloff.

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    cubswin2016  over 1 year ago

    Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie.

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    jasonsnakelover  over 1 year ago

    But do you know? I remember when a bird would get in the house when I was in high school in Illinois, and I figured out they would come in through the chimney. I was enjoying the adventure of having to deal with the birds, but my mom and dad had the chimney sealed so they couldn’t get in anymore. If you live out in the country, you can expect wildlife to try to make a home in your home.

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    Chithing Premium Member over 1 year ago

    It’s a conspiracy! (assuming they’re ravens)

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    Goat from PBS  over 1 year ago

    Well, yeah. It’s still kinda hot outside.

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    jagedlo  over 1 year ago

    Uh, no “maybe” about this, Wiz!

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    bobwigg761  over 1 year ago

    If life experience has taught me anything, that’s not all you’re going to find on that Headboard!

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    Guayo1  over 1 year ago

    Blanche, just be grateful that they aren’t seated the other way around

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    Gandalf  over 1 year ago

    BIrdy, birdy, on the bed… Why’d you do that on our heads…

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    klapre  over 1 year ago

    Funny how birds can fly into the house but try to get them out is just a living hell with all the bird crap to clean up afterwards.

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Birds on a bed board….LOL

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    garysmigs  over 1 year ago

    why are there never screens in comics or television?

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    rshive  over 1 year ago

    Bake them in a pie.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member over 1 year ago

    birdie birdie in the sky. how I hate your whitewash in my eye, but I’m sure glad that cows don’t fly.

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    oish  over 1 year ago

    How can we sleep while are beds are birdin’ ?

    Woke up this morning with murder in your eyes.

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    Cincoflex  over 1 year ago

    I just realized that his actual NAME is Wiz, not just his title!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    On the plus side, they’re not buzzards.

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    preacherman  over 1 year ago

    Since we’ll be having a series of low to mid 80 F days, I’ll be leaving all the windows open till a week from now when temps approach 90.

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    nathan.sheriff3  over 1 year ago

    Mr. Hitchcock, your birds are loose.

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