Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 08, 2022

Aw … it could have been bats. Maybe tomorrow night.

Blanche stop crowing about something you could have handled.

I would have expected bats.

I think that you hit the problem egg-zactly.

Just be grateful it’s not Henry……

They are not a birden are they??

As long as they’re not saying, “Never more.”

I wonder if one of those birds is the Peter Lorre. Who was turned into a Raven by the Wizard Boris Karloff.

Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie.

But do you know? I remember when a bird would get in the house when I was in high school in Illinois, and I figured out they would come in through the chimney. I was enjoying the adventure of having to deal with the birds, but my mom and dad had the chimney sealed so they couldn’t get in anymore. If you live out in the country, you can expect wildlife to try to make a home in your home.

It’s a conspiracy! (assuming they’re ravens)

Well, yeah. It’s still kinda hot outside.

Uh, no “maybe” about this, Wiz!

If life experience has taught me anything, that’s not all you’re going to find on that Headboard!

Blanche, just be grateful that they aren’t seated the other way around

BIrdy, birdy, on the bed… Why’d you do that on our heads…

Funny how birds can fly into the house but try to get them out is just a living hell with all the bird crap to clean up afterwards.

Birds on a bed board….LOL

why are there never screens in comics or television?

Bake them in a pie.

birdie birdie in the sky. how I hate your whitewash in my eye, but I’m sure glad that cows don’t fly.

How can we sleep while are beds are birdin’ ?

Woke up this morning with murder in your eyes.

I just realized that his actual NAME is Wiz, not just his title!

On the plus side, they’re not buzzards.

Since we’ll be having a series of low to mid 80 F days, I’ll be leaving all the windows open till a week from now when temps approach 90.

Mr. Hitchcock, your birds are loose.

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