Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 03, 2021

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    B UTTONS  4 months ago

    Currently, there are no Twitter, Reddit, Tik Tok, Instagram, Whatsup, or Facebook posts. No internet, no fake news or social bullying.

    All is well

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    SamuelMeasa  4 months ago

    Remember when no internet was the norm? God I feel old.

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    me_the_polish_gull  4 months ago

    “Oh, Trump got banned from Twitter! All is well!” XD

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    Jayalexander  4 months ago

    If the internet is down that’s the least of your problems. When a winter storm ices up your windmills, snow covers your solar panels and all you’ve got is your cell phone battery pack to charge up your Tesla – is that what’s troubling you bunky? Lift your head up high and take a walk in the sun. And never give up, never give up… that ship!!!

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    Gent  4 months ago

    Internet in the medieval times? I never knews.

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    Sanspareil  4 months ago

    I thought he was going to say:

    “10:00 and the moon has turned into Pacman!!”

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    The second message – unhelpful and unnecessary.

    Put a positive “spin” on it: “The Internet is down and All is Very Well.”

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    littlejohn Premium Member 4 months ago

    The guard can’t play solitaire now? Too bad.

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    Meg, Apropos of Nothing  4 months ago

    The “idernet.”

    Didn’t I see this same cartoon in the Wizard of Id Classics?

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    jagedlo  4 months ago

    I think that there might be some couples in ID that wouldn’t care or notice because they’re engaged in other activities…

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    geese28  4 months ago

    It’s going to be a looong night

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 4 months ago

    That’s why IT people are on the list of critical infrastructure personal. Whoda thunk the nerds would make such a difference. …actually, everyone I suppose. (Yeah, I’m a nerd) OORAH!, dam it.

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    assrdood  4 months ago

    I refer to it as “the webernet”.

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    preacherman  4 months ago

    Only by a downed internet is there a reason for his job.

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    DawnQuinn1  4 months ago

    I started with a Commodore 64, a 300 baud modem and logged onto “bulletin boards”. That was in the early 80’s.

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    redback  4 months ago

    and for those geniuses that in some places want to make all payments digital, welcome to a time when even if you have the cash and the item is available in front of you, you won’t be able to pay for it

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    Goat from PBS  4 months ago

    Yeah, that’s the worst.

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    blakerl  4 months ago

    It’s all Al Gore’s fault after all, he created the Internet.

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    BiathlonNut  4 months ago

    You will need to show shopkeepers and others selling goods and services the order printed on US paper money that states in capital letters: “THIS NOTE IS LEGAL TENDER FOR ALL DEBTS PUBLIC AND PRIVATE” no period or exclamation point is included. I wonder how far a complaint to an entity such as the FCC would go.

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    stamps  4 months ago

    Never mind that the moon is doing a crazy dance in the background.

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    WCraft Premium Member 4 months ago

    The end of the world.

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    kaycstamper  4 months ago

    I have slow speed, 10.3 GB data here (in the mountains) and no cell service. It wasn’t a consideration when I moved here 44 years ago! Still wouldn’t be, I love the peace and tranquility of nature and wild animals, safe community feel.

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    Eric S   4 months ago

    Let’s do the time warp agaaaaaaain

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    JesseLouisMartinez  4 months ago

    So all is not well

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    wolfboy oz boy  4 months ago

    oh wow

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    abbynmax  4 months ago

    I used to work for HP drilling holes in circuit boards for HP 35 and 80.What a pain. Drill size so small and they broke orten

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