Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 23, 2021

Cluster lizard perhaps ? A la Lexx…

The Off caused him to turn into a moving ball.

Wow, a Rollie Pollie with spikes!

I never knews they had knowledge of DNA in those days.

Time to Rollie Pollie to the Fink.

Strangely, messing with the DNA , RNA and whatever could result in offspring that sprout weird appendages. It’s not nice to fool with Mother Nature.

Somehow I don’t think The Pill Bug would have been as successful a movie as The Fly.

This might have happened anyway: As he put on more weight – he was getting more and more roly-poly.

Will he end up under a rock?

Well at least he’s on a roll…..

LOL!

That’s a hard pill to swallow.

Actually, it looks like Alanis Morissette’s jagged little pill..

We don’t know if anyone is off to see this wizard but the Wizard did say he was “off to see the king”.

I don’t think the Fink will be pill-eased to see him!

I had to google Pill bug. I’ve been calling them Armadillo bugs all my life.

seems to be an improvement to me. :D

I had almost forgotten about those things. We used to call them pill boxes.

Could have been worse. Any one else remember the animated Fox Spider-Man cartoon when Peter turned himself into Man-Sipder?

Not exactly Sonic but it’s close enough

What happened to her lower half?

Though Blanche has been married to Wiz all this time, he still manages to surprise her. Which proves that there’s still magic in their marriage. (Okay, I’ll let myself out now).

Hon? Babe?

A…jab at the vaccine conspiracy nut jobs?

If Sonic were a wizard…

He’s a roly poly Wizard!

Is a pill bug the same thing as a potato bug?

Thank God? I would never had guessed that the wizard was that kind of religious person!

Nope.Nothing different here.

“Pill bug” – aka potato bug or roly-poly. I didn’t know they are also called “armadillo bugs” until I read it in this comments section, but the name makes sense.

Two things. First, that’s not how pill bugs generally move. Second, a pill bug isn’t a bug, it’s a crustacean.

Hahahahaha!

He’s An Armidillo!

Hey, my all time favorite bug! I am sure Blanche sees nothing amiss..

he is rolling down the hill. like speed