As an ursine with as refined a palate as yours, would you really want all her food? She’s learned to cook in ten greasy lessons. You may have to ask for Tums in whipped cream for dessert after chowing down on her cuisine.
Quarter-ton humanoid bear rampage to commence in 3…2… Walter is going to reprise the PepCo incident in Endtown and one would not want to be in the furry ‘shoes’ of his potential victims.
Not all who wander are lost. You’ll get your bearings & find your way home…your marbles, however, are forever lost.
Some people just can’t enjoy a comic strip for its own sake my fine Wonder Warthog.
Trouble is brewing within this bruin, fueled by copious amounts of alcohol with a rage chaser.
Up a creek, without a paddle, and the falls loom into view. Rodrigo has his work cut out for him & he has to sew it all together. ThanksI’llclosethedoorbehindme,bye.
Rule# 67 in giving zingers: Make sure one is out of striking range of the person one is zinging. Curls is way too close to that gal to be shooting his mouth off.
A snapping turtle. Given the sarcastic snappy answers Curls gives, I think a snapping turtle would be a logical creature for him to return as.
Yes, and humor hasn’t changed for the better. You see, even though “male oriented humor seemed to accept only two kinds of women: knockout babes and ugly harridans” back in the day, it was never meant to be taken seriously. Now days one has to listen to one long, profanity-laced harangue, diatribe, or kvetch that’s become more like a political speech than being a comedy act…and the “comedians” are dead serious. Curls isn’t so much a misogynist than a sarcastic character, and nobody male or female is safe from his snappy replies. Also, she did set herself up for being zinged…..big time. The “drinking heavily” humor is very dated, but funny. Yes, I’m well aware of the consequences in one’s health & social life with excessive alcohol drinking, but Foster Brooks was very funny playing that person that’s had one too many (he was actually sober when he did his shtick).
In that black & white server’s getup, Aunty, I half-expected you to moo. No, I don’t want a knuckle sandwich, knuckle cake, or to eat my teeth either.