Alan left an opportunity for Wally to make him look the fool & Wally obliged.
Just put in your great white shark dentures and have at it!
After seeing dead deer lying alongside the road, in varying stages of decay, I hope the hunters can bring down their numbers enough with their guns/bows so that we don’t hit them with our vehicles.
I did tell my doctor as well as the nutritionists at the Diabetes Management classes I took earlier this year that I was using the Ketogenic diet for my weight loss, and I was encouraged to try this system. It worked! There’s a great website that provides much information about the Ketogenic diet and that’s www.dietdoctor.com where you can search for information for free or become a member to get more. A most excellent YouTube channel is KenMDBarry, he’s a physician who has made several videos pertaining to the Keto diet, and he’s thorough in his approach to explaining why this is one of the best diets for weight loss.
Also feel free to indulge in lots of eggs.
Lay off the potatoes, pasta, cereal, and bread (though sourdough, rye, & pumpernickel breads are okay) as well as use real butter instead of margarine, eat moderate amounts of fatty meats, veggies such as broccoli, cauliflower, Brussels sprouts, or cabbage are okay, bacon is okay. Go easy on the junk food or avoid it the best you can. This diet actually works.
I’ve discovered that eating a high fat, low carbohydrate diet had me actually losing weight (about 45 lbs since January). Check out the Ketogenic diet as well as intermittent fasting.
As long as she doesn’t hit you with a cast iron skillet, you’re [relatively] safe. When you see her wielding a cast iron skillet like a samurai warrior, stay out of striking range and just let her have a pot of coffee.
Nope, you’re more the ‘sit up & glow dimly’ sort.
A lot of women have a sense of humor, and there are those women who can come back with an equally snappy reply that sends a man’s ego shattering & plummeting into nothingness.