Tom Toles for March 27, 2020


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    Concretionist  4 months ago

    He never cared a whit about cleaning up the government. His primary concern is enriching himself… unless it’s making himself feel better / important. National debt means nothing to him, obviously… but I’m sure he’s thinking about how to get his and Jared’s hands on some of those $trillions.

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    feverjr  4 months ago

    The “Book of Trump” will end in Chapter 11….

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    Dtroutma Premium Member 4 months ago

    Two trillion more to the deficit, and most of it goes to corporations that don’t pay taxes, great.

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    Alexander the Good Enough  4 months ago

    Donnie walked out on his own presser again today after 30 minutes of looking, and sounding, like death, and mostly babbling incoherently. The MSM has made no mention of it. Alternative sources, and people who actually watched it, are the only sources of info. Apparently, and blissfully, the world is now officially ignoring him…

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    SHIVA  4 months ago

    He’s pissed because COVID-19 is getting more attention than him. He doesn’t like to lose the spotlight!!

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    sevaar777  4 months ago

    DC comics will be deeply incensed, and nauseated.

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    amethyst52 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Now the asshats at fake news, and the loony right wing websites are all piling on Dr. Fauci for making dumpty look bad. lou dobbs is practically having a stroke over it. Good. I hope they all get it.

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    PraiseofFolly  4 months ago

    From the toxic D.C. Swampy bums, something dripping this way comes: “Trump Thing.” It carries the Pachyderm Party thru the deepening muck and miasma of rising deficits, and we hear:


    “The Wall Street Wile Sing”

    A loose imitation of “Wild Thing” (Apologies to The Troggs / Chip Taylor)

    Trump Thing, you’ll make our stocks sing,

    You’ll make every-thang mellow, Trump Thing.

    Trump Thing, we now just Like you,

    But we wanna be true-blue,

    So another two trillion might

    Make us Love ya, Babe.


    Trump Thing, you made the Dow swing,

    It made a real bummer, Trump Thing!

    Trump Thing, you said you’d save us:

    “Just wait, Mitch will waive us

    From big loss and corporate shame.”

    You said you’d carry us through.


    Trump Thing, our bottom lines would “ding”

    From this bail-out bill thing.

    So come on, come on, Trump Thing,

    Send checks, send checks, Trump Thing.

    Shake the Fed piggy and make it squeal,

    Shake it, break it, rake it, doooo it!


    Trump Thing, carry us through like before,

    Don’t let us get burned once more.

    Come on, and ssssssock the dough to us again,

    Give us an obscene bail-out bargain.

    Make it quick with majority rule,

    And Man, we’ll worship you!


    Trump Thing, you’ll make our stocks sing,

    You’ll turn things back to same-old, Trump Thing.

    Shake it, shake it, Trump Thing!

    Come on, come on, squeeze it,

    Come on, come on, send it,

    Come on, come on, spray it!

    We think we Lust you, Trump Thing …

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    Cpeckbourlioux  4 months ago

    Sewer King. Make America a S**thole Kuntry.

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    superposition  4 months ago

    You would think that knowing that the resident’s proclivity for bankruptcy would dissuade the GOP from taking his advice, but they seem to let greed be their guide. Instead of having a rigorously enforced lockdown for 3 weeks and a manageable relationship with the effects of SARS-Cov-2 and a functional economy, doing nothing will incur months of damage to the economy and society. Has the resident given up the idea of reelection?

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    wrd2255  4 months ago

    The party deserves to die for cowtowing to this patently obvious con man.

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    moosemin  4 months ago

    “The Art of the Swindle”

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    Shark bait…ooooohaha….

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    Old_Curmudgeon   4 months ago


    Trump-themed Tropes – {4 beats/line, then 3}

    The virus makes us each a recluse,

    depressed that we’re governed by brutish Yahoos

    and dismayed by incessant Trump-era news.

    We’re beaten. We’re on the ropes; -

    - the non-stop Trump-themed tropes

    have dashed our forlorn hopes.

    [{ … to the Editor: Close-enuff rhyme-wise? }]

    . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

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    meetinthemiddle  4 months ago

    If you’re going to say any swamp was drained under this administration, you’d have to admit it was just to turn it into a cesspool

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    Bookworm  4 months ago

    Work in Progress; actively demonstrating the fallacy of “Too Big To Fail.”

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    Cerabooge  4 months ago

    And the bill passed unanimously in the Senate. Because crumbs for the people.

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    Rockaway, NY  4 months ago

    “Deficit spending is a liberal disease.” Where have I heard this sentiment expressed?

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    yimhere  4 months ago

    Great comments today – as always! But the most disturbing part of all this is that 49-60% of the country, depending upon the poll, think Agent Orange is handling this mess well? What the…….????

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    #Rad-ish  Premium Member 4 months ago

    Dow down 842 points, the Trump admin has been a miserable failure.

    Due to Trump’s incompetence the whole country needs to be on lock down.

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    Godfreydaniel  4 months ago

    I’ve never understood how the victims of Trump’s cult can NOT understand that Trump and all of his fellow swamp things spend all of their time throwing elbows at each other while they slop at the public trough. Maybe William Barr held their heads under water in the swamp, and the resulting lack of oxygen can explain it?

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    Godfreydaniel  4 months ago

    [off-topic (and plenty bad!) song parody based on Li’l Donnie wanting to open up his OWN hotels around Easter—of course, he couldn’t care less about other hotels……..]

    Here comes Donnie Fulla Wrath

    Hopping down the virus path:

    “Lie lie lie” (he says while jump jump Jump!)

    He brings disease to girls and boys

    Baskets full of poisoned toys

    “Lie lie lie” (the same ol’ Donnie Trump!)

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    jvscanlan Premium Member 4 months ago

    We need a bailout FROM the investors

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    #Rad-ish  Premium Member 4 months ago

    The Creature from the Red Lagoon

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