Tom Toles for March 09, 2020


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    sipsienwa Premium Member 4 months ago

    I used to have some respect for her.

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    SHIVA  4 months ago

    Hey, he just may surprise everyone and have a female running mate. Would probably raise a few eyebrows though!!

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    amethyst52 Premium Member 4 months ago

    He will find some reason to dump vp dense,and blame the response to the coronavirus on him.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 4 months ago

    Naw, he’ll want someone he can trust to protect him. Ivanka.

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    GreggW Premium Member 4 months ago

    Appropriate, they’re both phonies. Trump pretends to be a populist and Haley pretends to be white.

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    Old_Curmudgeon   4 months ago

    The Veep’s Iffy Future – {limerick}

    The Donald never relents

    in generating suspense.

    This time it’s Pence

    for whom things are tense.

    The risks of his job are immense.

    … Coda: – {3 beats/line}

    It might be a Good thing, – a Plus, -

    - were Pence thrown under the bus

    {there’d be less ‘bout which to fuss}.

    . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

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    Cpeckbourlioux  4 months ago

    That Pence couldn’t see this coming, when he accepted the nomination in the first place, speaks volumes about the man.

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    Old_Curmudgeon   4 months ago


    Gloom Cues Us to Pray – {3 beats/line}

    Ominously darkens the gloom

    of quickly impending doom, -

    - of the economy’s downward spiral

    which traces to sicknesses viral.

    Let us our prayers resume.

    . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

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    William Bednar Premium Member 4 months ago

    Nah, I think Roger Stone would be far better.

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    PraiseofFolly  4 months ago

    “Mother’s Poi”

    The poi dog arose from extinction

    When Mike Pence received bland distinction

    As Donald Trump’s running-dog mate:

    Roasted pig to poi they did relate.


    Such a complacent mild-dog breed,

    Pence faithfully paid constant heed

    To an erratic Master who let

    Dumb hunches rule, and showed no regret.


    But just recently he felt the chills

    From cold-wind-blowing rumor mills

    That soon he would be rudely shoved

    By Master Trump, no longer loved.


    It was not at all what was expected,

    From Repub pet store he’d been selected

    As a docile hand-licking doggie

    (Who got Dog-father’s hand quite soggy).


    No more long, ranting rally talkies

    Where his Master unleashed his sulkies.

    No more head pats, no meaty treats

    When the liberal dogs were whipped defeats.


    The Master has spied another pet

    By whom he hopes vote puppy dogs to get.

    Will poor Pence dog be sent to the pound

    Where Trump former pets can oft’ be found?

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 4 months ago

    To set up a dynasty.. (and, keep trump out of jail) it will have to be a family member.

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    Bookworm  4 months ago

    Sarah Palin is going to be so disappointed.

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    comixbomix  4 months ago

    Just like two pea-brains in a pod…

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 4 months ago

    He may well want Nikki Haley. Oh, and he may want her for VP as well.

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    Old_Curmudgeon   4 months ago


    ‘Ere Long ’Twill Be Too Late – {3 beats/line}

    If the Dems continue to spllnter

    into shards of the Left and the Center, -

    - they’ll prolong this Trump-era winter

    of days so dismally dark

    with injustice severe and stark

    that ‘ere long ’twill be too late

    to avoid a Trump-ruined fate.

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    superposition  4 months ago

    Yet there are many people who think the resident is wonderful because ….

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    #Rad-ish  Premium Member 4 months ago

    The market is crashing because of Trump’s Corona virus incompetence and his ‘friends’ the Saudis and Putin are in an oil war.

    Stock Market down 1,400 points, trading suspended.

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    thelordthygod666  4 months ago

    Trump’s revolving job door will be spinning ever faster, as the Wuhan Flu story stays in the news, and Trump will blame and fire a stream of WH Flu Faces. Mike Pence is off the ticket (but he won’t find out until the convention).

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    Perkycat  4 months ago

    Trump said he only wants to hear good news about the virus…head in sand syndrome. He also said it will not hit Washington DC. How nice for him.

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member 4 months ago

    Trump wants Pence to self-quarantine — all the way out of politics.

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    tims145  4 months ago

    Trump would dump Pence in 10 seconds if he thought Haley would get him 10 more votes. Trump appears to already have the evangelical vote locked up with Pence or without, so what does that human nothing bring to the party, Haley is a woman and has a slightly less white skin tone, so Trump can brag about what a great feminist and lover of the coloreds he is.

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    #Rad-ish  Premium Member 4 months ago

    The only reason they were keeping Trump around is because the market was high, what is their excuse for him now?

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    #Rad-ish  Premium Member 4 months ago

    The Princess and the Pee Brain.

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    Godfreydaniel  4 months ago

    “Whoever would agree to be Trump’s running mate would be unqualified because he would think Trump was qualified”—George Will

    But of course in Pence’s case, Mother is the unquestioned power behind the throne. Which is why I discount those who think Trump would toss Pence out to get a new running mate: Mother would attack Trump with all the savagery (and nearly the tactics!) of a rabid weasel.

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    Motivemagus  4 months ago

    He’ll never do that – he wouldn’t be in the same room with her given a choice. Besides, he wants to appoint IVANKA as his VP…and successor…

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    Fuzzy Kombu  4 months ago

    How about Ivanka? She’s totally loyal to the Great Leader*, right?

    *or is it the Dear Leader, the Maximum Leader, Il Duce, Der Fü…oh, never mind. The Current Occupant.

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    kato1979  4 months ago

    Not me

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