The dangers of being Holmes schooled.
An elementary joke.
Well it all started when we were having tea and he asked “One lump or two”. And I gave him two lumps.
No s***, Sherlock?
Sorta off topic, Doc Watson is my all-time favorite flat picking guitarist – RIP.
Sherlock Holmes never took hostages!
They’re all Holmies now.
Aha! The rescue is afoot!
Stockholmes? Holmes Swede Holmes.
I was on temporary assignment doing software at a chemical plant in the middle of a cow pasture in Texas (It’s a tax thing). It was practically a “hostage situation”. The three-day visit kept getting extended, again and again. I would take walks and watch the cows and their calves to relieve the stress. When it finally came time to leave, I took a last look at the herd, thinking I might miss them. Instead, I had a epiphany; I was suffering from livestockholm syndrome. :) :) :)
Dr. Watson’s Jung Psychology training explained we all love to be cuddled and comforted near the breast of our mother. And HE was the first to be taken away to the hoosegow. For, they all knew it was Freud.