! Odd Tefillin’s Local, 151; behind the Firehouse.
This goy had to look up all three. I knew them all, just not those words.
“I think you’re right Moshe, something’s not kosher about this place.”
“With a name like McVeigh’s*, I thought maybe it was a spa?”
*Mikveh = ritual bathhouse
They must be “Gentile” to their customers there.
In case you aren’t goy, Rosh Hashanah ends at sundown today.
OY VEY! …….what a kevetch! !
Mind your language, sir. This is a Gentileman’s bar.
Stop me if you heard this one……Two Rabbis walk into a bar…….xD
Not sure this joke is kosher
Happy (Jewish) New Year / Shanah Tovah to all!
Sadly, I have no idea what they are talking about. Still.. I can see that it would be “punny” if I did! Anyone care to enlighten me?
Have a tequila, have a tequila, have a tequila, I’ll have one too.
Is he saying it’s a despigable place?
There are also the pickled pig’s feet in the snack jars…
They need to find a place with a deli in front and a Jewish bar in back. L’Chaim!
! The plural of Kippah is Kippot. “Payot” is already plural. The plural of Tallit [aka Tallis] is Tallitot [Tallietim].
Ari’s all farklemt over this!
Shanah tovah um’tukah!
Did you know you can get a red MAGA Kippah? Or even a Trump 2020 one? LOL
Happy New Year!
This place is fakakta.
I have a punchline in search of a lead-in: “Silly Rabbi, tricks are for yids!”
Does it mean ‘pale’?