Sea-mail.
Mostly junk mail.
You may have already won a prize.
That’s alright. He’s got plenty of time on his hands.
Next Bottle: You have 325 unread messages.
All postage due. (Should have used Amazon Prime for deliveries)
Spam! All spam!
Maybe he should sing “99 bottles of beer….”
LOL! You might as well read them all, you have nothing else better to do….
I have a feeling that he’s all bottled up.
https://youtu.be/ObL3L6MRvN4
be honest….how many of you counted the bottles?
I think of an unread message as similar to Schrodinger’s cat. I imagine all the interesting content it may have, and then I open it to deconvolve it.
Looks like he could use a little Spam.
This is in harmony with that song by the Police.
Delete all older than two weeks, they don’t expect a reply by now anyway.
“Re: need more bottles. On the way”
How does he delete his messages???
Different senders but all say “HELP!”
Or 30, 60 notifications on FB- and I’ve already marked them as read [whether I did actually read them] so what are they keeping count of – unless those are all the undelivered ones that FB has neglected to post.
His name is Sam … flotSAM …!
Was anyone anal enough to count the bottles?
He’d be better off, if he didn’t keep his emotions bottled up.
Day by Dave
Dave Whamond
April 10, 2015
May 31, 2017
oldpine52 about 3 years ago
Sea-mail.
Imagine about 3 years ago
Mostly junk mail.
Superfrog about 3 years ago
You may have already won a prize.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 3 years ago
That’s alright. He’s got plenty of time on his hands.
Doug K about 3 years ago
Next Bottle: You have 325 unread messages.
backyardcowboy about 3 years ago
All postage due. (Should have used Amazon Prime for deliveries)
Gent about 3 years ago
Spam! All spam!
Ubintold about 3 years ago
Maybe he should sing “99 bottles of beer….”
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
LOL! You might as well read them all, you have nothing else better to do….
Jeffin Premium Member about 3 years ago
I have a feeling that he’s all bottled up.
ChazNCenTex about 3 years ago
https://youtu.be/ObL3L6MRvN4
darthopper Premium Member about 3 years ago
be honest….how many of you counted the bottles?
mountainclimber about 3 years ago
I think of an unread message as similar to Schrodinger’s cat. I imagine all the interesting content it may have, and then I open it to deconvolve it.
cor_en_fa about 3 years ago
Looks like he could use a little Spam.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 3 years ago
This is in harmony with that song by the Police.
zeexenon about 3 years ago
Delete all older than two weeks, they don’t expect a reply by now anyway.
mistercatworks about 3 years ago
“Re: need more bottles. On the way”
paranormal about 3 years ago
How does he delete his messages???
admiree2 about 3 years ago
Different senders but all say “HELP!”
Rose Madder Premium Member about 3 years ago
Or 30, 60 notifications on FB- and I’ve already marked them as read [whether I did actually read them] so what are they keeping count of – unless those are all the undelivered ones that FB has neglected to post.
Howard'sMyHero about 3 years ago
His name is Sam … flotSAM …!
Ren Rodee about 3 years ago
Was anyone anal enough to count the bottles?
tinstar about 3 years ago
He’d be better off, if he didn’t keep his emotions bottled up.