Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 30, 2021

Sea-mail.

Mostly junk mail.

You may have already won a prize.

That’s alright. He’s got plenty of time on his hands.

Next Bottle: You have 325 unread messages.

All postage due. (Should have used Amazon Prime for deliveries)

Spam! All spam!

Maybe he should sing “99 bottles of beer….”

LOL! You might as well read them all, you have nothing else better to do….

I have a feeling that he’s all bottled up.

https://youtu.be/ObL3L6MRvN4

be honest….how many of you counted the bottles?

I think of an unread message as similar to Schrodinger’s cat. I imagine all the interesting content it may have, and then I open it to deconvolve it.

Looks like he could use a little Spam.

This is in harmony with that song by the Police.

Delete all older than two weeks, they don’t expect a reply by now anyway.

“Re: need more bottles. On the way”

How does he delete his messages???

Different senders but all say “HELP!”

Or 30, 60 notifications on FB- and I’ve already marked them as read [whether I did actually read them] so what are they keeping count of – unless those are all the undelivered ones that FB has neglected to post.

His name is Sam … flotSAM …!

Was anyone anal enough to count the bottles?

He’d be better off, if he didn’t keep his emotions bottled up.