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Pickles by Brian Crane for September 30, 2020

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    eromlig  12 months ago

    He didn’t track mud into the house, either.

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    sirbadger  12 months ago

    Having just watched a debate, Earl isn’t the only one with that rule.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  12 months ago

    should Opal take Earl to a specialist to see if he’s getting Alzheimer?

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    KLSeering  12 months ago

    Selective Memory

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    Concretionist  12 months ago

    Arrr! One of my hot buttons. I leave a microscopic fleck of toothpaste on the sink and Spouse claims I leave stuff “all over the vanity”. She doesn’t really mean it that way, but it sure makes me grouchy when she says it. At our ages, there’s very little hope of her finding a change of phrase, but I sure wish she would.

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    laughingkitty  12 months ago

    You’re not guilty if you don’t get caught.

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    RodeoBoy  12 months ago

    When I was a kid my nickname was Pickle. I had gone to the birthday party of a friend and the mother had put a plate of pickles on the table. No one would eat them except me. I cleaned off the entire plate. For several years I did not hear my friends call me Michael or Mike—it was Pickle. One of my friends used an abbreviation—he called me Pick.

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    Breadboard  12 months ago

    Opal 40 years later you try to correct Earl …

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    jagedlo  12 months ago

    looking up as to be saying “Lord, help me not to kill him today”, Opal?

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    Acworthless  12 months ago

    And then, there’s Corollary 1: The older I get, the better I was.

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    SNVBD  12 months ago

    De Jan Jambon regel! En nu eens zien hoeveel Vlamingen deze strip lezen… ;-) :-D

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    ERBEN2  12 months ago

    Soooo what happened didn’t happen ? And were is the precious Roscoe today ?

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    david_42  12 months ago

    It’s a good thing my wife is messier than I am and our vanity has two sinks.

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    ANIMAL  12 months ago

    I gotta remember THAT one.!!

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    PoodleGroomer  12 months ago

    Video and DNA or it didn’t happen.

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    chuck_sa  12 months ago

    Seems to be a simple solution here . . . Earl, try better to clean up after yourself. Opal, if you see something that needs cleaning, clean it. For better or worse, you choose to live together. You don’t live alone.

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    Snolep  12 months ago

    Ask a silly question….

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    MeGoNow Premium Member 12 months ago

    He’s about ten seconds from stepping in it by asking if she’s sure they aren’t hers.

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    Zebrastripes  12 months ago

    Knit picking at each other’s habits is a sign of boredom….get out for a walk in the park and clear your heads of such petty things…with your masks of course…..

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    cubswin2016  12 months ago

    I do not think that Opal will buy that excuse.

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    6foot6  12 months ago

    ROFLMBO, I did this the other day. I had 2 boxes of hot Tamales. I don’t remember eating one of the boxes. I spend 3 days grilling the kids over who had taken the box. Then while emptying out my trash under my desk, I saw the box. Then realized, I did eat it. yet I have no memory of it. Serves me right for enjoying some hot tamales while watching a movie.

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    swanridge  12 months ago

    Sounds like Earl could be in the white house.

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    timbob2313 Premium Member 12 months ago

    That’s his story and he is sticking to it.

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    zeexenon  12 months ago

    If YOU believe it, it’s not a lie. George Costanza.

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    sarahbowl1  12 months ago

    That’s my motto!

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    Patty_Jack  12 months ago

    who asks a question they know the answer to? anyone?

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    Thinkingblade  12 months ago

    Earl must have had a career in Quality, “If you didn’t write it down, it didn’t happen!”

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    kathleenhicks62  12 months ago

    This is my latest motto.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 12 months ago

    Had to be Earl.. Opal trims in the tub

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    Moonkey Premium Member 12 months ago

    Why the assumption that its the woman’s job to clean? I cannot imagine leaving anything in my bathroom sink and expecting some bathroom cleaning pixy to come along and clean it to assure that I can be a pig. Disclaimer: I do not live in the White House.

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    Homerville Premium Member 12 months ago

    Maybe her whiskers and playing games with him.

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    heathcliff2  12 months ago

    Planning a new ceiling?

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    Me_3000  12 months ago

    Earl is my spirit animal.

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    Lightpainter  12 months ago

    Now that we see your nose, Opal, go trim those nose hairs!

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