Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 08, 2023

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    codycab  7 months ago

    Well this just turned into 20 questions all of a sudden.

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    sirbadger  7 months ago

    Why aren’t they asking “Is this question just practice?”

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    JenF  7 months ago

    The Kobayashi Maru. I’ll admit it.

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    Kwen  7 months ago

    What is furless and about to be kicked in orbit?

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    Averagemoe  7 months ago

    Don’t you just hate it when you know something that’s useful in the current situation, but you’re embarrassed by the fact that you know it, and don’t want to admit it?

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    iggyman  7 months ago

    Where did the cat get all these Dad jokes?!

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    iggyman  7 months ago

    I guess Dakota is not a Trekkie!

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    Tigressy  7 months ago

    Take your time, cat; practice ahead…

    They can’t do that and squash bugs at the same time.

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    eddi-TBH  7 months ago

    “What have I got in my pocket?” “You don’t even have pockets. But you’d have a magic ring of invisibility in one if you did.” “ARRRRGGGGGGG!”

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    JenF  7 months ago

    You are right and anytime lol!

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    Trond Sätre Premium Member 7 months ago

    Phoebe, are you seriously telling me you didn’t ask “Is this a practice or the deciding riddle?” after the first time?

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    sueb1863  7 months ago

    It can’t be a coincidence that this strip ran on Star Trek Day! :)

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    Joseph comicinthestrip  7 months ago

    Riddle me this, CAT: “Who wants to live, yet tests the waters as if he’s immortal?”

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    Troglodyte  7 months ago

    Bad cat!

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    Teto85 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Happy Star Trek Day. LLAP _\\//

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    DaBump Premium Member 7 months ago

    Hey, fellow nerds, Trekkers and Trekkies! Today, September 8th, is Star Trek day! Head over to Paramount+ and check it out!

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    iggyman  7 months ago

    Send that Cat to Vegas for new material!

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    bookworm0812  7 months ago

    Sounds like the exchange between Bilbo Baggins and Gollum.

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    Calvinist1966  7 months ago

    Earlier on in this story arc, Dakota told the cat, “We did answer your riddle. It was easy!” It was, of course, Phoebe who answered the cat’s riddle as she answers all of the cat’s riddles here. Dakota doesn’t seem to know or care much about riddles. Phoebe is probably just making herself look an even bigger nerd in Dakota’s eyes.

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    prrdh  7 months ago

    A barber shaves everyone except those who shave themselves. Who shaves the barber?

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    Brian Fink  7 months ago

    Happy Star Trek day!!!

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    scyphi26  7 months ago

    Oh, just grab the dang cat by the scruff of the neck, get going already, and not let the cat have any more say in the matter.

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    Decepticomic  7 months ago

    An odd-numbered Star Trek movie. Or is it the evens? Wrath of Khan was second, so it’s gotta be the odds.

    Wait, Nemesis was #10. I guess the odd/even structure isn’t reliable.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 7 months ago

    I think Dakota knows.

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    PuggyPug  7 months ago

    Today is the anniversary of the show’s first airing.

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    DHBirr  7 months ago

    Ask about the Riddle of Steel…. James Earl Jones knows that one.

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    Talisman Blue  7 months ago

    Is anyone else going through hairless, snarky unicorn withdrawal? I can hardly wait for the Sunday edition.

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    Tom Toro creator 7 months ago

    As a sphinx, he stinx.

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    BiggerNate91  7 months ago

    They need to nail this jerk with a good ol’ paradox. Hit him with the “statement is false.”

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    "Doon the Watter" on the Waverley  7 months ago

    Very timely according to Day by Dave…

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member 7 months ago

    Choice Star Trek reference! Happy Trek Day!

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    LrdSlvrhnd  7 months ago

    Nice inclusion for Star Trek Day!

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    DanglingModifier  7 months ago

    The riddle the sphynx is looking for is one that ISN’T a chestnut and in fact has literally just been made up and has no answer, like, “Why is a raven like a hairball?”

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    jerrica.benton333  7 months ago

    you’re a towel

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