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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 27, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 10 months ago

    One can always find a reason to stay in bed. You have to find a reason to get out.

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    MatthewHecht  10 months ago

    That is why I play Pokemon Go. Have to get up.

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    Caldonia  10 months ago

    How sweet! I wanna see some spoonin’!

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    Leojim  10 months ago

    I try not to think of myself as something special over others. It makes life a lot easier.

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    gbars70  10 months ago

    Rat’s pessimism is beginning to infect; Pig’s optimism is starting to wane.

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    Gent  10 months ago

    You got to get outta bed and eat, Pig. And for other things too.

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    Charliegirl Premium Member 10 months ago

    As good a reason as any.

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    Kind&Kinder  10 months ago

    Will you give it a merit badge, Pig?

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    Kind&Kinder  10 months ago

    Life is just a bowl of cherries. Too bad you insist on being cajoled with a baked pie!

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    gopher gofer  10 months ago

    i thought that attendance was mandatory…

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    MayCauseBurns  10 months ago

    Never get out of the bed.

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    Breadboard  10 months ago

    Pig how many Debbie Downer pills do you take in a day ? … Croc Power !

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    Troglodyte  10 months ago

    Quarantine makes strange bedfellows.

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    iggyman  10 months ago

    Used to tell my kids “Jump out of bed, run down the stairs” Seldom worked!

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    walstib  10 months ago

    Real men get up at 3 AM, then back to bed again.

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    Whatcouldgowrong  10 months ago

    I have to get up! HAVE TO! What would happen to the world if I didn’t add my comments to the comics boards? It would collapse like a punctured balloon, that’s what!

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    Reader  10 months ago

    The strange and mysterious magnetism of the standard bed.

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    1953Baby  10 months ago

    As my dear ol’ mom used to say, “Take two aspirins and lay down for 15 minutes. That’s all you get!”

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    diskus Premium Member 10 months ago

    Pig cancelled the day. Never had the getup problem.

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    Zebrastripes  10 months ago

    Two smucks afraid to face the day….

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    EllisAmirRogersArcher  10 months ago

    What about eating?

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    TampaFanatic1  10 months ago

    Monday morning mentatlity, many people feel like Pig after a nice weekend and then have to go to work.

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    Nathan Daniels Premium Member 10 months ago

    This isn’t going to turn into a Bert and Ernie thing, is it?

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    mail2jbl  10 months ago

    Maybe Pig thinks he’s safe from coronavirus by staying in bed.

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    Bookworm  10 months ago

    But sooner or later, you have to go to the bathroom. Of course, in the old days, there was a container under the bed (a “chamber pot”) with which, while you had to stand or at least squat, you didn’t have to leave the room. It had to be emptied eventually, of course, but that’s what younger children were for.

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    WCraft Premium Member 10 months ago

    If you stay there until Jan. 1, 2021, you’re gonna have bed sores!

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    Johnny Q Premium Member 10 months ago

    At least they won’t be spreading Covid-19 to anyone!

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    #Rad-ish  Premium Member 10 months ago

    A Pig needs his priorities.

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    Ratkin  10 months ago

    Is it just me or is this strip getting awfully repetitive lately? Get some new material, Steph.

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    thelost wizard  10 months ago

    Having Rat in the bed with you might be a good reason to get out.

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    favm  10 months ago

    Nice bed, from twin to queen in one panel.

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    Squoop Premium Member 10 months ago

    But how will you know?

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    Old Guy  10 months ago

    True, very true. The world does not appreciate you.

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    rvps Premium Member 10 months ago

    Ah pig…… why do you make so much sense?

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    smorbie the great and beautiful  10 months ago

    Welp. Pig has convinced me. See you guys after my nap

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    DCBakerEsq  10 months ago

    The Key to Life used to be “just showing up.” Now, not so much.

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    lynnirwin  10 months ago

    Life is what you make of it.

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    jel354  10 months ago

    First time Rat and Pig saw eye to eye.

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    Sisyphos  10 months ago

    Can’t argue with this one. Move over, Rat and Pig!

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