Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 22, 2017

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    BE THIS GUY  over 6 years ago

    Think of it like how many people signed your yearbook.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 6 years ago

    Today’s background music: “Mama Weer All Crazee Now” by Quiet Riot.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 6 years ago

    at least I (emphasis on “I”) don’t have a Twitter

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    Bilan  over 6 years ago

    “80’s man, Twitter followers don’t really follow and Facebook friends aren’t really friends”

    “I’m going back under the rock.”

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member over 6 years ago

    No, no… 80s Man is right. Most of them are creepy stalkers. They’re just not smart enough to figure out where you live.

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    mjb515  over 6 years ago

    “I will follow you, if you will you follow me.”

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 6 years ago

    “Every breath you take. Every move you make. Every bond you break. Every step you take. I’ll be watching you. Every single day. Every word you say.” – yikes!

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    LEOKEV  over 6 years ago

    80"s man needs to pop the collar on that IZOD shirt! Stephen must have forgotten the style.

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    dsom8  over 6 years ago

    It always irritates me when GC users tweet their disgust with Twitter here. You’re doing the same thing.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I’m not anti-social, or asocial, I’m just non-social. I like people well enough, just prefer not to hang on their every word.

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    Leeds001  over 6 years ago

    anyone else miss guard duck? just sayin, havent seen him or that cat in a while. or zebra.

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    wellis1947 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Actually, what’s REALLY creepy is we now have a “leader” that thinks he can “govern” 140 characters at a time! With ample displays of the fact that “simplistic” and “moronic” are synonyms!

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    Al Nala  over 6 years ago

    Ah, the Twitter Twatter of little Tweets!

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    Gent  over 6 years ago


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    jbruins84341  over 6 years ago

    I prefer the definition that says, “A friend is someone who will loan you money, or help you move.” FB doesn’t count.

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    Number Three  over 6 years ago

    In that case I’ve got 3 “stalkers” on Facebook.

    One of them happens to be a 4th cousin from She must have looked me up.


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    Bookworm  over 6 years ago

    Someone recently said to me, “I couldn’t find you on Facebook.” I replied, “well, there’s a good reason for that.”

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    Sisyphos  over 6 years ago

    Life ain’t necessarily so sweet in the Cyber Age, 80’s Man. The art of thinking is largely lost to the frantic search for the Glib Tweet that gleans new Followers….

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    ND Cool Z  over 5 years ago

    NOT followers in person!

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