Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 19, 2017
Jason: Hey, Paige...why is our art in the place of 'Pearls Before Swine' today? Paige: It's the revenge of Stephan Pastis. Jason: What? Paige: Last year we made fun of 'Pearls' in this very strip. Jason: So he got ahold of our original art file? Paige: Yep. And now he's changing all the dialogue. Jason: Holy @#*#. I fear he'll mock our creator, Bill Amend, for being a lazy, little weasel. Paige: Just because Bill decided to only draw Sunday strips so he can spend 18 hours a day playing 'World of Warcraft'? Jason: I'm gonna run before this @#*# gets ugly. Rat: At least we didn't end it with a stupid pun. Paige: Amend to that!