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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 17, 2017

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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    The ones who can’t cut it are sent to a busboy nurseries.

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 4 years ago

    I’m going to give Pig a tip.

    Pig, stop saying stupid things.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  almost 4 years ago

    Stephan Pastis had a strip, E-I-E-I-O boy.

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    Bilan  almost 4 years ago

    But don’t google the waitresses. That’s rude.

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    PICTO  almost 4 years ago

    Good evening… My name is Dell and I will be your server tonight,,,

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    juicebruce  almost 4 years ago

    Would love to see a strip with Pig and Bucky Kat together……….Two Great Thinkers…….may as well bring Larry Croc to complete the circle :-)

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    chris_weaver  almost 4 years ago

    Down with server farms! All waiters and waitresses should be FREE RANGE!

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    nosirrom  almost 4 years ago

    I like it when servers are locally sourced. And I hear they have a Unix Process on this server farm.

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    YippiKiAyMofo  almost 4 years ago

    “Remember,” said the trainer to the little waitress, “the key to spitting in the food is all in phlegm.”

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    nopainogain  almost 4 years ago

    old Mc-Ellison had a farm… e-I-e-I-o.

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    zeexenon  almost 4 years ago

    Put it in Hillary Clinton’s basement if it isn’t filled with her tears. Oh, the irony, the irony.

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    kaffekup   almost 4 years ago

    “I, for one, welcome our new server overlords.”

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    jamestipton222  almost 4 years ago

    “To Serve Man”.

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    peggykb9  almost 4 years ago

    The problem with free-range anything is predator control. Ask me how I know this (hint: lambs vs. coyotes).

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    Number Three  almost 4 years ago

    So I’m guessing somebody has taken over from Old MacDonald?

    xxx

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    Sisyphos  almost 4 years ago

    Maybe it’s time for Pig to consider a career move. To bacon….

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    RWill  almost 4 years ago

    Ron McDonald had a farm …

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    Swirls Before Pine  almost 4 years ago

    When I’m hungry for an entree entree I’ll go grab a pizza pizza.

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    Ned Dickens  about 2 years ago

    Old McPiggie had an entree..

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