Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 17, 2017

The ones who can’t cut it are sent to a busboy nurseries.

I’m going to give Pig a tip.

Pig, stop saying stupid things.

Stephan Pastis had a strip, E-I-E-I-O boy.

But don’t google the waitresses. That’s rude.

Good evening… My name is Dell and I will be your server tonight,,,

Would love to see a strip with Pig and Bucky Kat together……….Two Great Thinkers…….may as well bring Larry Croc to complete the circle :-)

Down with server farms! All waiters and waitresses should be FREE RANGE!

I like it when servers are locally sourced. And I hear they have a Unix Process on this server farm.

“Remember,” said the trainer to the little waitress, “the key to spitting in the food is all in phlegm.”

old Mc-Ellison had a farm… e-I-e-I-o.

Put it in Hillary Clinton’s basement if it isn’t filled with her tears. Oh, the irony, the irony.

“I, for one, welcome our new server overlords.”

“To Serve Man”.

The problem with free-range anything is predator control. Ask me how I know this (hint: lambs vs. coyotes).

So I’m guessing somebody has taken over from Old MacDonald?

xxx

Maybe it’s time for Pig to consider a career move. To bacon….

Ron McDonald had a farm …

When I’m hungry for an entree entree I’ll go grab a pizza pizza.

Old McPiggie had an entree..