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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 18, 2015

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  1. Right here
    Sherlock Watson  about 4 years ago

    Pig should get himself the Napper-Crapper 9000 from the movie Stay Tuned; that’s the ultimate comfort zone.

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    jtriende  about 4 years ago

    Pig’s never been depressed.

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    knight1192a  about 4 years ago

    This is why Pig would loose on just about any Food Network competition show, they tend to complain about folks not stepping out of their comfort zone and taking risks.

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    Sisyphos  about 4 years ago

    OMG! Pig is thinking Big Thoughts! I hope he doesn’t strain his brain and have a stroke and die, ’cause that would be outside his comfort zone….

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    whiteheron  about 4 years ago

    Once, I asked my heart doctor “who the heck wants to be 95 years old?” He told me he knew several …his 94 year old patients.Then I understood.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    You’re getting flagged for that rmark, Cody

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    JusSayin  about 4 years ago

    Don’t feed the trolls. A three day old account hasn’t earned any attention. Report and move on.

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    pschearer Premium Member about 4 years ago

    My last boss never understood the joys of a comfort zone. Strange for an Australian who ate vegemite in America.

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    prrdh  about 4 years ago

    I’m not afraid of dying, because it’s life that’s outside my comfort zone.

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    nosirrom  about 4 years ago

    Pig’s gonna fry for that one.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member about 4 years ago

    soylent green

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    Packratjohn Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Probably because he uses the hyphen so strategically. Makes him ever so clever, and the scanners don’t see it as obscene. By scanners, I mean the “bots” that scan for such words. I’m no prude, but jeez, let’s try to be civil.

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    Number Three  about 4 years ago

    That’s the wisest thing Pig has ever said. I’m 20 and I’m already dreading getting old.

    As stupid as that sounds.

    xxx

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    CyberSpaceDrifter  about 4 years ago

    @phyllis M bear … where the heck did you get your hands on the manuscript I submitted to Jim Grant for consideration as the next Jack Reacher novel ??

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    abbybookcase  about 4 years ago

    i’ve always felt the word in question is only appropriate during sex, and singularly inappropriate as an insult, especially when used to mean weak like here. as betty white has pointed out, that is a part of the body built to be tough and hold up while being pounded vigorously, not to mention what it’s capable of doing during childbirth. it is in fact male body parts that are quite weak and easily injured.

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    CaptainGoldMine Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I think dying sounds uncomfy too, Pig.

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