Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 19, 2015
Conference of the self-righteous. Rat: Okay, everyone, time for new business... A chance for each of you to say whatever you'd like. Yes, Jef the Cyclist? Jef: Yes, I'd like to give a brief talk titled 'why I'm better than you.' Victor: What the...? That's the title of my speech. Freddy: Your speech? That's the title of my speech, you @#$(@#$@#*$@#$ wheat killer. Ernest: Did even one of you drive here in an electric vehicle?? Rat: Never give a forum to the self-righteous. Ernest: Have a carbon footprint in the face @#@#!
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