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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 08, 2012

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    Varnes  almost 9 years ago

    I’m confused, too. But believe me, I ain’t pretty….

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    BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Third base!

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    margueritem  almost 9 years ago

    Worrying over fluff. Pig makes more sense.

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    margueritem  almost 9 years ago

    Hey, what happened to the pet man?

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 9 years ago

    Sing along with Sherlock: “You might not ever get rich… but lemme tell ya, it’s better than diggin’ a ditch…”

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    zero  almost 9 years ago

    This could be a metaphor for me & WWDC.

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    aardvarkseyes  almost 9 years ago

    Where are the groans? This was a pun. Why isn’t a character threatening Pastis with a baseball bat?

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    einarbt7  almost 9 years ago

    Pig is right.

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    kzcreations.com  almost 9 years ago

    it’s no use trying to talk to pig. its like throwing pearls before swine!!!!! jk for that lame joke. but really it is.

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    rf_eq  almost 9 years ago

    now I know what alternative fuels means.

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    x_Tech  almost 9 years ago

    Beer is cheaper than gas.Drink, don’t drive Pig.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    If it’s awash, it’s too flooded to drive into…and if it’s awash in gasoline, too dangerous as well.

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    Sisyphos  almost 9 years ago

    Alas! Too near Truth for me. My favorite close-by gas station, with my favored brand, is also the most expensive in the area—unless you also buy a run through their newly-installed car wash along with your gas purchase.

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    bornfree99  almost 9 years ago

    how about walk 5 mile buy the gas, walk back n fill ur car.. btw, if why call it gas when it is liquid?

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    the_interpreter  almost 9 years ago

    @bornfree99 In the USA, nothing needs to make sense.

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    knight1192a  almost 9 years ago

    Depends on how much cheaper and how much gas you’re using to drive the five miles.

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    eddie6192  almost 9 years ago

    That dumb Pig can confuse anyone and everyone.

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    rshive  almost 9 years ago

    An updated version of ’Who’s on First?"

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    Varnes  almost 9 years ago

    If you buy ethanol, you’d be cornfused….

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    SwimsWithSharks  almost 9 years ago

    Goat’s wise to not fuel the discussion.

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    Number Three  almost 9 years ago

    I’m also confused!

    LOL LOL xxx

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    steverinoCT  almost 9 years ago

    Even at a difference of $0.10/gal, to fill my tank that’s only $1.10— usually not worth the drive. Or, being the difference between cash and credit here, is the convenience of paying by CC worth a buck to me?

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    finale  almost 9 years ago

    Defer to confusion.

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    corzak  almost 9 years ago

    Algae. The future is algae. Algae for fuel; algae for food.

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    pfantom58  almost 9 years ago

    I’m confused. I was waiting to cringe at the bad pun and it did not come

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    Fan o’ Lio. Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    If you could just find routes which are downhill in both directions, you could save a lot of gas.

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    rw1h  almost 9 years ago

    @briatollahGood One (hee) !

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    bmonk  almost 9 years ago

    I think Pig has cornered the market on puns.

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    lecrenb  almost 9 years ago

    I was waiting for a passing gas pun… maybe tomorrow

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    peabodyboy  almost 9 years ago

    So sad, IMudd, but you should not feel so all alone, everybody must get stoned. Sorry, Bob, couldn’t resist.

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 9 years ago

    Just curious — did anyone here recognize the song in my earlier post?

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    underwriter  almost 9 years ago

    I really am not under the impression there is any difference between brands, but my vehicle is (discovered by keeping records of brands and mileage) and I need to humor him.

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    Varnes  almost 9 years ago

    I put gas in my car and drive.

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    librarymom  almost 9 years ago

    @bornfree99 Deep thoughts my friend.

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