I live alone, don't talk much, and own a lot of guns.
I didn’t give credit to the quote. It’s from a comedy routine by Mitch Hedberg, about club sandwiches.
“How do you feel about frilly toothpicks?”“I’m for ’em!”“Great! Let’s form a club.”
♫ Gary Indiana, Gary Indiana Gary Indiana……♫
“The Gary Show, starring Gary. Directed by Gary. Produced by Gary. Wardrobe by Gary’s Snazzy Duds for Dudes. Craft services by Gary’s catering. All guests of the Gary Show stay in Gary’s basement bedroom. This has been a Gary Production. (All rights reserved.)”
It’s not the size of your stick;it’s how you use it.
♫ “How lucky can one guy be?” ♫
Don’t get me started about trick knees….
A new broom sweeps clean.
Is she running for sheriff?
Light on his feet.