I live alone, don't talk much, and own a lot of guns.
People ask me why I’ve been single all of my life.
If Edward was doing a crossword puzzle, he could give Bessie some cross words!
I’m glad somebody got my reference.
♫ Running up that hill…
Hi, evahbody!
There is an opera by Shostakovich called “The Nose”. Some mid-level official’s nose escapes and goes off to live its best life.
I know. I’ve been lazy.
I fear I have lost touch with my old pals here in Ballard County.
A quick hello to you all.
A quick hello to all my long-lost pals.
People ask me why I’ve been single all of my life.