Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 08, 2012
Goat: I'm trying to figure out if I should still buy gas at that place on my corner. Pig: I thought that was a car wash. Goat: It used to be. Now it's just an expensive gas station. I can drive to a cheaper one five miles away. But that makes me use more gas. Pig: So is the close gas station cheaper? Goat: I think it's a wash. Pig: You said it was a gas station. Goat: Can we discuss this later? Pig: Sure. Right now you sound pretty confused.