Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 06, 2021


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    Aussie Down Under  3 months ago

    They didn’t have to hammer home the point, although they did nail it.

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    Superfrog  3 months ago

    A saw point, shear rudeness and a bit too blunt.

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    RAGs  3 months ago

    Are they drinking Rust-Oleum?

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    Vilyehm  3 months ago

    If he was angry, wouldn’t he have been a cross peen hammer.

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    The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago

    They all went out drinking and got hammered!

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    tudza Premium Member 3 months ago

    Hammer time!

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    amethyst52 Premium Member 3 months ago

    “When you’re a hammer, everything looks like a nail.’

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    Qiset  3 months ago

    New game. It’s Hammer, Scissors, Saw. Guess who always wins?

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    gopher gofer  3 months ago

    he’s a pretty hard-headed guy…

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    Gent  3 months ago

    You’ll have to hammer that fact into em.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 3 months ago

    The sheer nerve of those shears!

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    JeromeBlue Premium Member 3 months ago

    They’re not awl there.

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    VictoryRider  3 months ago

    The first time I met this one fellow that used to work for me, he said, “I’m not the sharpest bulb in the tool shed.” That was my first indicator that he was correct.

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    Darryl Heine  3 months ago

    What about the screwdriver?

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    P51Strega  3 months ago

    Sure, they think they’re soooo sharp; they make their cutting remarks now. But hammer’s peen around the block a few times, he knows how dull they can become. He’ll still be pounding long after they’ve been scrapped.

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    BearsDown Premium Member 3 months ago

    “I see” said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw.

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    Better watch what you say! He’s been known to hammer away all night!

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member 3 months ago

    I thought when you are a hammer, everything else is a nail.

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    Nuliajuk  3 months ago

    If I had a hammer… I’d hammer in the morning…

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    Michael G.  3 months ago

    He is a heavy hitter.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 3 months ago

    All of those sharp tools make me bleed, the hammer just makes my left thumb ache.

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    DondiDoo  3 months ago

    Bet everything looks like a nail to him.

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    sarahbowl1  3 months ago

    Very true :)

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    MFRXIM Premium Member 3 months ago

    Such cutting remarks! They must have hammer envy.

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    Natarose  3 months ago

    He may not be sharp, but he could pound you!

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    swanridge  3 months ago

    You don’t keep the really good tools in a shed anyway. Put them next to the “good” linen.

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    kenneth.sanger  3 months ago

    He hit the nail on the head….

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku  3 months ago

    They should watch out; he may blunt them for their rude remarks.

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    spaced man spliff Premium Member 3 months ago

    Ain’t that the plane truth !!

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    Impkins & Patsnozzle Premium Member 3 months ago

    What a tool. :)

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    nerdhoof  3 months ago

    “Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me…”

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