The first time I met this one fellow that used to work for me, he said, “I’m not the sharpest bulb in the tool shed.” That was my first indicator that he was correct.
Sure, they think they’re soooo sharp; they make their cutting remarks now. But hammer’s peen around the block a few times, he knows how dull they can become. He’ll still be pounding long after they’ve been scrapped.
Aussie Down Under over 3 years ago
They didn’t have to hammer home the point, although they did nail it.
Superfrog over 3 years ago
A saw point, shear rudeness and a bit too blunt.
RAGs over 3 years ago
Are they drinking Rust-Oleum?
Vilyehm over 3 years ago
If he was angry, wouldn’t he have been a cross peen hammer.
The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago
They all went out drinking and got hammered!
tudza Premium Member over 3 years ago
Hammer time!
amethyst52 Premium Member over 3 years ago
“When you’re a hammer, everything looks like a nail.’
Qiset over 3 years ago
New game. It’s Hammer, Scissors, Saw. Guess who always wins?
gopher gofer over 3 years ago
he’s a pretty hard-headed guy…
Gent over 3 years ago
You’ll have to hammer that fact into em.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago
The sheer nerve of those shears!
stillfickled Premium Member over 3 years ago
Funny
JeromeBlue Premium Member over 3 years ago
They’re not awl there.
VictoryRider over 3 years ago
The first time I met this one fellow that used to work for me, he said, “I’m not the sharpest bulb in the tool shed.” That was my first indicator that he was correct.
Darryl Heine over 3 years ago
What about the screwdriver?
P51Strega over 3 years ago
Sure, they think they’re soooo sharp; they make their cutting remarks now. But hammer’s peen around the block a few times, he knows how dull they can become. He’ll still be pounding long after they’ve been scrapped.
BearsDown Premium Member over 3 years ago
“I see” said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Better watch what you say! He’s been known to hammer away all night!
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member over 3 years ago
I thought when you are a hammer, everything else is a nail.
Nuliajuk over 3 years ago
“If I had a hammer… I’d hammer in the morning…”
Michael G. over 3 years ago
He is a heavy hitter.
Gameguy49 Premium Member over 3 years ago
All of those sharp tools make me bleed, the hammer just makes my left thumb ache.
DondiDoo over 3 years ago
Bet everything looks like a nail to him.
sarahbowl1 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Very true :)
MFRXIM Premium Member over 3 years ago
Such cutting remarks! They must have hammer envy.
Natarose over 3 years ago
He may not be sharp, but he could pound you!
swanridge over 3 years ago
You don’t keep the really good tools in a shed anyway. Put them next to the “good” linen.
kenneth.sanger over 3 years ago
He hit the nail on the head….
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 3 years ago
They should watch out; he may blunt them for their rude remarks.
spaced man spliff over 3 years ago
Ain’t that the plane truth !!
Impkins Premium Member over 3 years ago
What a tool. :)
oakie817 over 3 years ago
right?
nerdhoof over 3 years ago
“Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me…”