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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 06, 2011

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    pouncingtiger  about 8 years ago

    At least least he’s punctual.

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    pouncingtiger  about 8 years ago

    After his critique, he has a comma.

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    pouncingtiger  about 8 years ago

    The other guy is about to give him the bird.

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    nibor6  about 8 years ago

    Looks like he can’t spahl either

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    Elaine Rosco Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Everybody is a critic.

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    tripwire45  about 8 years ago

    That explains why Egypt feel as a world power.

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    roctor  about 8 years ago

    Pharoah graffito?

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    jpsomebody  about 8 years ago

    Was that when all children were right behind?

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    Packratjohn Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Grammar rules are not carved in stone!… oh, wait…

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    Josh Lyons Premium Member about 8 years ago

    We need more of that in this era!

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    TexTech  about 8 years ago

    I am not so sure I would want to be criticizing someone holding a sharp, pointed object and a heavy, blunt object. His response could be quite pointed or leave you with a splitting head(ache).

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    kpduty  about 8 years ago

    Sort of a never say never situation. Love it.

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    alan.gurka  about 8 years ago

    Too late! It’s carved in stone!

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    rnapiera  about 8 years ago

    Is this what they call “diagramming” a sentence?

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    dfowensby  about 8 years ago

    someone said once, that barbarians are much more polite than civilized folk. Reason being, you tend to watch your words when the consequence could be a split skull.

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    Digital Frog  about 8 years ago

    He’s speaking metapharohically

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    wwh85cp  about 8 years ago

    “Can you tell me where the library is at?”“Here at Harvard we do not end sentences with a preposition.”“OK, then. Can you tell me where the library is at, jerkface?”

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    IQTech61  about 8 years ago

    It isn’t just Harvard, bubbie. It is true in any place where they value use of business English over any other form of English. The grammar you use can advance you or hold you back. Is that fair? Probably not. Is it true? Absolutely. So keep talking like that and see how far it gets you.

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    Solaricious Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Now Wiley needs to write the $25 royalty check to John Cleese. That joke’s straight out of Monty Python’s “Life of Brian” (still funny, of course)

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    mmelzer  about 8 years ago

    Monty Python beat Wiley to the punch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIAdHEwiAy8 (1979)

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    route66paul  about 8 years ago

    Barbarians are a lot like Texans, they are polite for much the same reasons.

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    Suzette Warren Premium Member about 8 years ago

    That’s really funny.

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    amalehuman  about 8 years ago

    …can’t end a sentence with with a letter?

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    Fan o’ Lio. Premium Member about 8 years ago

    I always spank my child’s left behind.

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    dabugger  about 8 years ago

    well then, givem da bird!

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    dflak  about 8 years ago

    What does it take to copy and paste in this era?

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    treered  about 8 years ago

    “What’s this, then? ‘Romanes eunt domus’? People called Romanes, they go, the house?”

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    The Life I Draw Upon  about 8 years ago

    Oh, give him the bird.

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    bmonk  about 8 years ago

    I thought of Life of Brian too—and was glad (for the carver’s sake) that the Grammar cop was not as harsh as Brian’s Centurion.

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    Ermine Notyours  about 8 years ago

    The end of a sentence is not a good place to put a preposition at.

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    RonaldDavis  about 8 years ago

    The symbol he shows is a quail chick, which represents the sound “w”. At the end of a noun it forms a plural, which in Egyptian Hieroglyphics means 3 or more. For example, the word “Haburu” became the modern word “Hebrew”. There is no reason why a sentence cannot end with a plural noun.

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    bluskies  about 8 years ago

    @treered- “The Romans have left the building”, perhaps?@ Dogsniff- Makes about as much sense as Congress. I enjoyed the comment. Just hang in and turn the other cheek. Keep commenting!

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    baleen  about 8 years ago

    I put “dibs” on ronald for my trivial pursuit team!

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    jpsomebody  about 8 years ago

    Maybe they were before No Child Left Behind and they are upset because they were left behind repeatedly.

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